No Machines Needed (Cherri bomb x Sir Pentious fanfic)

Part 1: Where am I?

                                     (THIS TAKES PLACE AFTER THE EXTERMINATION IN THE SHOW!)

                                                                            Sir Pentious POV: 

       It felt like forever I was in this very dark place I can only call my mind. There was no light, no sound, and no people, it was just me... 

And all I could think about is how and if Cherri and my eggs survived the attack of the angel's... 

I started to feel worried, and I closed my eyes, wishing that I could see them again... just one, measly, last, time... 

Then out of nowhere I was on the floor... I widened my eyes and my neck frills opened in shocked from the sudden force of the floor hitting me.

I had no idea where I was, I looked around and saw two ladies sitting in front of me at a very nice-looking table, were these angels.?

I brushed myself off and cleared my throat as they both gave me different looks, one of them was super small and looked really happy to see me, as if she were expecting me. and the other... she didn't look too happy...

Her eyes widened and she changed form into some sort of owl looking thing... obviously extremely mad I was there. 

"YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE!" the taller one shoulted in my face as the smaller one behind her looked quite terrified. 

"err... i have no idea how i got here... ma'am...??" I responded nervously while looking up at her.

The smaller girl behind her flew over and turned her around excited. 

"Sera! wait! This is game changing! Charlie was right about the sinners being redeemed! Maybe we can  help them instead of killing them!! Hi Mr snake man! im Emily!" The small angel said as she held her hand out to shake hands. I graciously accepted and went to shake hands but Sera pulled Emily back and scolded her for trying to touch a demon. 

"Hey wait a minute! why cant she shake my hand?" I asked politely but firmly 

"because you demons are deal makers and only want our souls!" Sera said, Looking at me with an angry look, I was honestly a little hurt from her accusation of what she thinks my intentions are. 

"Well, mis Sera. I can assure you I am not going to hurt anyone here, I swear!" I  say as I place my hand on my chest and look softly at the angels to comfrot them. Emily was thrilled while sera was still not taking it. 

"Fine demon, you shall stay untill you commit a sin, then you are going back to where you came from. Understood?" Sera said calmer but seriously and I nodded. not wanting any trouble this early.

"Emily, show him to the nearest hotel till we can prepare a room for him" Sera told Emily and shegrabbed my hand and flew away excited. 

"So... whats your name and how did you end up here?" Emily asked while still flying, holding me in the air by my hand. 

"I, UHM, MY NAME IS SIR PENTIOUS AND, THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!" I yell and grab onto her arm fully, terrified of the height. 

"Oh! so am i right that you came from charlies hotel or are you a random sinner who somehow ended up here through realization of your wrongs? I wanna know EVERYTHING about you!" Emily said ignoring the fact I was terrified and needed to be let down before i pass out.

"WELL, UHM... WE CAN TALK MORE SOON JUST- JUST LET ME CATCH MY BREATH! I FEEL AS IF I WILL PASS OUR AT THIS TIME!" I tell her and squint my eyes and breath heavily to focus on actually living. 

"Pfft, your funny. Alright tho, you can catch your breath for a few secconds. Besides, we are already almost at the hotel you will be staying at anyways!" 

At least 5 minutes later we finally arrived at the hotel. it looks lavish and divine, much better than the hotels in hell. I looked around in awe as the bright and beautiful colors shined gracefully on everything. 

"Hey, dylan! Can i have a room, one bed and nothing else? its for this guy! he is new here and needs a place to stay while we get a place ready for him" Emily asked the guy up front. 

"Oh! yes, of course Serapim Emily!" responded the counter worker as he immediatly looked up any available rooms

"So, sir pentious... how did you get here?" Emily asked as we waited for the room to be rung up.

"So... it all started when the day before the extermination arrived a-" I was cut off by Emily putting her hands over my mouth.

"SHHH!" She shushed me urgently, my neck frills spreading out at the shock and suprise.

"We dont talk about that in public..." Emily continued with her scentince. I looked at her shocked and a little offended, she obviously took note of it and before she could speak the counter worker finally found a room.

"Ah! here we go! a room for one, enjoy your stay and have a blessful evening!" The counter guy said cheerfully while handing us a piece of paper with a room number and floor on it.

"so... first off, why dont we talk abot the exterminations here? and why dosent anyone pay here? shouldnt they be payed for their services?" I asked Emily as she helped me find my way around the place.

"Its heaven silly! of course we dont have bills or money here! everyone here gets to follow their passion and help our community be better and happier!" Emily responded to the seccond question but never really answering my first question. 

"So, back to how you got here... without the violent parts please...?" she asked kindly and i just stared at her in disbelife. 

"How in the... uhm... heck..? am i supposed to tell you how I got here without all the voilence!?" I answered her question as we neared the room entrance.

"Like this." She put the paper with a number into the door and it unlocked and spit out a special room key, I cant say I wasnt astounded.

"Well come on in pentious! we can talk in here undisturbed!" She invited me into the room as i slithered into the room and sat on the very cozy chair as Emily sat down on the edge of the bed.

"so... tell me sir pentious, how did you get here to begin with?" 

To be continued...