Precinct
Jake: Hey, you guys see the dude I brought in today... The drug dealer? 81 years old. I think it's the oldest collar of my entire career.
Amy: I once arrested a 96-year-old for flashing. I was terrified he'd die in my backseat... Or flash me.
Scarlett: 102 years old. Shot over ten policemen with a sniper. She was dead scary as well.
Rosa: My oldest collar was 78, but the PCP made her fight like she was 20.
Scully: What about two 50-year-old twins? Does that count as a 100-year-old?
Amy: No good.
Jake: No.
Charles: You talking oldest bags? 68.
Amy: That's not that old.
Charles: Yeah, but I was only 20.
Jake: 20? Were you even a cop then?
Charles: No, man, it was before I got into the academy.
Rosa: Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest.
All: Ew!
Charles: No... yes, I am. Yeah, oldest arrest... 68, like I said.
Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s?
Charles: You know how it is. When you have a chance to bed an older woman, you...
Jake: No, that is not an older woman. That's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!
Charles: She was, actually. That's how I met her. Went to college with her grandson Marvin. Don't... don't knock it till you try it. She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a transformer.
Jake: No. That is no one's fantasy.
Scarlett: I'm leaving. NO MORE SEX TALK PEOPLE IF I CAN HEAR IT.
99th Precinct Morning BRIEFING
Terry: Peralta... Where are we on the Lincoln place murder?
Jake: Well, like I told Captain Holt earlier this week, we are at the one-yard line. It's a football reference.
Terry: Yes, Jake. I played linebacker at Syracuse.
Boyle: Really? In High School, I played center field in the musical damn Yankees.
Jake: Yeah, you don't want to brag about that.
Holt: Peralta, you want to loop everyone in?
Jake: Ehh...
Holt: That was not a request.
Jake: Fine. [Groans] Get ready for some stuff on a screen. Meet Fred Gorman... Prominent citizen, lawyer, corpse. Now meet his wife, Ann Hoert. She did not take his last name, but I believe she did take his life.
Charles: Nice.
Jake: Thank you, Charles. Now, Hoert had means, motives, and opportunity. I just need to find the murder weapon. For some reason, the D.A. won't move forward with the arrest until we find the knife she used.
Holt: Is that reason that they want to win the case?
Jake: Yes.
Holt: Well, find it. The family's close to the mayor, and I'm catching heat from the higher-ups. I'm gonna ask you again. Do you need any resources or personnel?
Jake: No, sir, I've got it.
Holt: Okay. Dismissed! Sergeant Jeffords, my office.
Gina: Uh-oh. He probably wants to talk to you about how your shirts aren't tight enough probably.
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Jake Peralta - B99
FanfictionJake Peralta x fem oc Nothing belongs to me but my oc STARTED: 23/01/2024 FINISHED: not yet