Summary: Bill texts Robbie asking how to ask Dipper out.
A/N: This was a roleplay with my friend cx You can add us on RolePlay.me My username is billcipher and my friend's username is gothicnezumi :3
Bill: Hey Stitches! I have a question to ask.
Robbie: What...?
Bill: Okay, so how does one of you meat packs go about asking someone out?
Robbie: Meat packs...? Anyway, who are you even trying to ask out?
Bill: Uhm... I don't know if I should trust you with that kind of information.
Robbie: Dude, come on. Tell me.
Bill: Fine. I'm trying to ask out Dipper. Now just tell me how to ask him out.
Robbie: That little dweeb? Ugh, okay. I guess you could bring him flowers or some shit. I don't know. I'm not that good with romantic stuff.
Bill: Oh yeah that helps me so much!
Bill: How did you even get Wendy if you aren't good with romantic stuff?
Robbie: I just said "Will you go out with me?" and she said "Yes." Simple as that, triangle dude.
Bill: I thought it would be more complex, especially with Pine Tree. Are you sure that will work?
Robbie: Pretty sure it will.
Bill: Alrighty then! Though, if this doesn't work then I will personally send you to Hell.
Robbie: Shit. Well, I'm basically already in Hell.
Bill: That's the spirit! Well, I'll be off now. See you around Stitches!
A/N: I hope you enjoyed part one! A part two will be out pretty soon so I'll see you then!
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BillDip and Others! ((Just some oneshots that were floating around))
FanfictionEllo there! This is just going to be a thing where I put some drabbles instead of making seperate stories for each! I'll probably keep everything fluff. Feel free to comment any requests you have!
