Charlie: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫
[A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.]
Charlie: ♫ And, to find it, how often I've tried. ♫
[Charlie is seen being told off by her father.]
Charlie: ♫ But, my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫
[Camera pans over to where a figure was pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.]
Charlie: ♫ And, my dreams, have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫
[A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.]
Charlie: ♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫
[The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.]
Charlie: ♫ I wonder if it could be me. ♫
[The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.]
Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. ♫
[The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.]
Charlie: ♫ My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫
[Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the extermination has ended.]
Charlie: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫
[A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.]
Charlie: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫
[An Overlord opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show a four-eyed Overlord, as well as Lucifer himself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.]
Charlie: ♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫
[At The Porn Studios, Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.]
Charlie: ♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫
[Two demons check to see if Franklin is still alive and proceed to head offscreen as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce onto her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.]
Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫
[A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.]
Charlie: *in tears* ♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird... in vain. ♫
[Charlie looks back at the Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.]
[A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".]
Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-
[He then gets run over by a taxi driven by Travis which Angel Dust walks out of. Travis snickers.]
Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!
Angel Dust: *pushes his hand through his hair* Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab *makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling*. Ya got it?
Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!
Angel Dust: *pretends to be offended* Ouch! Ooh! *turns back to face him* Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me *looms over Travis and points at him with all his index fingers*, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnuckums!
Travis: *defeatedly* Pack a - puh...
[As Travis angrily drives off, Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.]
Feathered Demon: Yoink!
Angel Dust: *annoyed* Hey!
Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!
([A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. Angel gasps.]
Angel Dust: Oh, my GOD! *leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face* MY DRUGS! *clenches the cloth angrily and looks up* Damn it!
[A war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.]
[The camera zooms in on the war ship, revealing Sir Pentious and the his henchmen inside.]
Sir Pentious: *operating the controls to his ship* Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! *proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open* No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!
Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!
Egg Boi #666: Yeah!
Other Egg Boi: You really showed them what for! I liked when you *his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun* shot them with your ray gun! *gets slapped away by Sir Pentious*
Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun! *Other Egg Boi pats him*
Sir Pentious: *hood flares open* At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, *pulls levers towards him* not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail* my constrictive grasp!
[An Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. Sir Pent proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside.]
Random Egg Boi: Oh, boy!
Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-
[Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Sir Pent and two Egg Boiz become surprised.]
Cherri Bomb: EDGELORD!
Sir Pentious: *offended* Pardon?! *looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Boiz behind him* Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!
The Two Egg Boiz: *petrified* That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.
[A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Boiz. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.]
Sir Pentious: *coughs and hacks*
[As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.]
Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old man?! *begins to juggle around her cherry bomb* Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *proceeds to throw and catch the bomb* smash it?!
[A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.]
Cherri Bomb: *grins sadistically* ....More!
Sir Pentious: Oh! *hood flares open* You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!
[Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Boiz.]
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We're all a Hazbin (Hazbin Hotel x OC's)
AdventureThe series focuses on Charlie Morningstar, the Princess of Hell, and her goal to open a hotel to help rehabilitate Sinners, with the aim of teaching them to be better people, have them redeemed and able to enter Heaven. Hell suffers from severe over...
