"I have a favor t-"
"Nuh bada act nice. No, mhi nah cook fhi yuh, no, mhi nah help yuh stalk yuh ex and hell no, mhi nah follow yuh guh no weh," I cut him giving him a pointed look.
"A neva- a not even- when mhi eva ask yuh fhi help mhi stalk mhi ex," he stumbles over his words.
"Grade eight, the big batty girl.....Lia," I clapped when I remembered her name. He rolls his eyes and I laugh.
"Yuh did obsess," I laugh hitting my thigh.
"Mhi neva obsess, just did like her a lot," he shrugs. "Now, my favor. Yuh cya seh no cause mhi a yuh best friend and mhi know everything bout yuh dirty self," he sits next to me.
"Please read my file Mr. Author," note the sarcasm.
"Ya move suh b," he playfully hits me leg and I kick him.
"Just talk," I sit up waiting on whatever he had to say.
A swrr if a him crush him a beg mhi stalk.
"mhi have a friend, one a mhi ghee dem from ova Georges-"
"Miss Nannet's son or the school?" I cut him off.
"The school likkle idiot, wah mhi a talk bout pablo fah?" he asks referring to the little boy next door.
Blame me not, mhi think a Mr George him a talk.
"Anyways, him a look a hairstylist a-"
"Mhi a get money?" I cut him off.
Yes, goodie can do hair and thingssss.
Ofc, mhi nuh tek cosmo fhi nth.
"Well of course, true mhi know yuh good pon eh hair business and can mek a fund," he smiles.
"As long as he comes here and mhi a get a reasonable price mhi gud," I shrug.
He stands up and that's when I realized.
"Shawnee Fraser Author a nuh yuh stinking uniform yuh have on pon mhi bed," I shout.
"Just cool nuh man," he catches the pillow I threw at him and hits me with it before leaving.
Wonda how much dutty ting him batty siddung pon ah no-
Dats gay
I laughed at my thought as I made my way into the living room. "But a wah did?" I paused looking at Nalisia standing on the couch holding the phone high into the air while Shawn tried to take it away.
"Gimme dis," I grab the phone and answer it.
"Hello?" I move the phone from my ear when the person on the other end shouts.
"Wah kind ah foolishness unuh deh pon," she shouts.
"Mommy calm down, a yuh daughter and Miss Sandra likkle handicap bowy deh ya a mash up yuh house," I said laughing when Shawn mouthed 'handicap like yuh sista'
"Ya the older one, yuh supposed to mek sure seh dem be-"
"I think that was meant for Shawn, him older by a couple months," I cut her off and watch as Shawn continues to torment Nalisia.
"Yuh nuh stop cut mhi off gyal, wah if mhi did have sum good f-"
"Yuh deh a farrin fhi years and all now yuh cya adopt to dem talking. Speak standard English Lucian Patterson Campbell" I cut her off again just to tease her.
"I'll have you know I can indeed speak standard English," I roll my eyes.
"Show off," I mutter and she laughs.
"Anyway baby, I gotta go, love you guys and-"
"Yuh love mhi to?" Shawn shouts, cutting her off. He ran over to the phone to hear her response.
"Yes Shawn, I love you too," she chuckles and Shawn did a cheeky smile before moving away from the phone and going to the kitchen where Nal was.
"Bye Mommy,"
"Mek sure seh unuh lock up okay, bye," I hang up and throw the phone on the couch.
"Wah ya cook?" I ask seeing her around the stove.
"Dumpling and Chicken and Rice and eh three a dem a boil inna one," she said causing all three of us to start laughing.
"know Jerry a legend," I laugh.
"But a two egg mhi a fry fhi mhi and Shawn," I made a disgusted face.
"How unuh fhi a nyam the baby dem," I clutch my chest.
"Yuh just dramatic, the baby dem nuh form yet suh it go-"
"It's not gov at all, y'all are cannibals," I pull a drug of drinks from the freezer and pour some into a cup
Deven know wah inna dis.
Taking a sip, I hurriedly finish it, hating the taste in my mouth.
Gaurav Yack.
"Yuh pupa nuh cannibal," Nal said taking a bite from the sandwich she just made, Shawn also eating his.
"No," I roll my eyes.
"Unuh have the same pa," Shawn makes a point.
Chro.
"All in all unuh dangerous fhi a eat the baby dem," I roll my eyes.
"Mhi nah nyam no baby," Shawn defends.
"Ya nyam eh baby," I shot back.
"Nah argue wid yuh," he continues eating with a frown.
"Look, yuh mek mhi hubby sad," Nal hits Shawn's shoulder and bursts out laughing.
Ship it?
Definitely not...
"Look him red, mine him strangle yuh," Nal said between her very loud laughing.
"you mhi wah strangle," Shawn said, his voice calm.
I choked on my spit, I looked over at Nal to see her not moving as age watched Shawn's serious expression.
Ummm....same goodie, same.
"Well would you look at that......bathroom a call mhi name," I hurried to my room grabbed a towel, and ran to the bathroom.
Dem aiite enuh, whatever dem a do a nuh my business.
Drink wata and mind mhi rass business.
Lazy update. School reopens so my updating schedules are not the finest at this point. I'll update you soon.
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