Codi's, kinda, not quite, satanic book of stuff

*does a barrel roll into frame*

this book.
is full of rants it is.
also not rants.
and other stuff.
also stories.
pls note, included will be:
• swearing (lots of it)
• fan-girl attacks
• stuff
• mentions of gerard way in shorts
• also mentions of frank iero's hair
• more stuff
• mentions of how i think i satanic but i'm really not
• cats
• even more stuff
yeet.
anywhore, pls read this.
i promise i'm not actually as satanic and crazy as i seem.
tbh i don't even worship satan.
(that much)
goats are also good.
pls don't associate goats with satan.
if anything, associate cats with satan.
cats = spawns of satan (but can be good sometimes)
goats = omgee so cute let me jump on you
good now thats sorted.
goats are friends not sacrifices.
keep it that way.
:))