Untitled Object Show - SCRIPT

Stranger Danger // Episode 1

Silver: (observing pretty flower)
Succulent: Silver-
Silver: ACK- Oh, it's just you.
Succulent: Weirdo. (Walks off)
Silver: (shrugs, continues observing pretty flower)

Citron: (drawing something)
Succulent: Hey, Citron!
Citron: (nervously turns around) Hello!...
Succulent: Er- What were you doing?
Citron: (glances at drawing) Nothing.
Succulent: Not falling for that. Gimme this. (Snatches drawing)
Citron: HEY!
Succulent: It's just a- what in the actual heck?
Citron: (snatches back) Excuse you!
Succulent: Why is everyone here so weird? (Walks off)

Softstar: (zooooommm) Addi, Addi! (Heavy breathing) Hey!
Addi: Softstar, it's you!
Softstar: Look, I found a ball on a stick.
Addi: What is that thing?
Softstar: I told you, it's a ball on a stick.
Addi: Woah... Try waving it!
Softstar: Okay. Hmm... (aggressively waves downwards, starts glowing) Huh? Wh- (teleports away)
Addi: (silence) What the fu-

Softstar: (appears in front of Succulent)
Succulent: (hits into Softstar) Owie! What was... Heeeyyy, that thing looks familiar...
Softstar: Um... Where am I?
Succulent: What do you mean by that?
Softstar: Wha- Am I on another planet?...
Succulent: I... still don't get it?...
Softstar: Um...
Succulent: Erm, this is kinda awkward.
Softstar: I'm... not from here... (does that kawaii finger thing)
Succulent: WOAH! That's so cool!
Softstar: Yeah... It's not that shocking.
Succulent: But... Where even ARE you from? What are you?
Softstar: Um... It's a bit complicated...
Succulent: Aw man... I wanted to know!
Softstar: I'm sorry...
Succulent: Eh, I'll get over it. Let's meet the others, new person!
Softstar: Um, my name is Softstar...
Succulent: Oh. Anyways, let's go!
Softstar: W-wait, but-
Succulent: Hold on, it's a wand! Is this YOUR wand? (Grabs wand)
Softstar: Um... I guess so?
Succulent: Here you go! (Hands wand to Softstar)
Softstar: Oh, thanks...
Succulent: What does it do?
Softstar: Um, I'm kind of unsure of that... I guess we could try it... Is that safe? I hope so...
Succulent: Well, hurry up and try it!
Softstar: Okay, here goes... (waves wand faster, everyone else gets teleported in front of her) Oh dear...
Silver: Aw, my flower is gone now!
Microchip: The flower is NOT important right now. What is that thing, and why did it bring us all here? (Points to Softstar)
Softstar: Um, hello... I'm... Softstar... (does kawaii finger thing)
Succulent: Yeah! She's from another planet! So cool, right?
Microchip: Another planet, eh? (Walks over to Softstar) Then why is she here?
Softstar: (tear appears in eye) Um, well... It wasn't on purpose...
Microchip: You sure there?
Switchbox: (knocks Microchip over) Are you literally crying? Imagine being so sensitive! HA!
Softstar: Sorry... It's just my nature...
Succulent: Sheesh, just leave her alone! She just got here, so she's very confused! Hmph. (Turns Switchbox off)
Switchbox: (dies)
Microchip: (stands up) Okay, fine. Just wondering, got any other cool things? I see that wand probably brought us here...
Softstar: Er, well... (pulls out a Dimension in a Bottle) I got this... Um... Dimension in a Bottle?...
Silver: (runs over to Softstar's other side) Woah, its so pretty! I want that thing!
Succulent: Ooh, so do I!
Softstar: Oh, jeez... Maybe we can... Um... Do some contests for it?... It's not the best idea, sorry...
Microchip: Sounds fair enough. Can we make teams or something? I feel that it'd be easier that way.
Softstar: Oh!... Um, sure?...

Valerie: I want Switchbox on my team. Definitely not being a simp, hehe.
Switchbox: (dead)
Valerie: Ahem.
Softstar: Oh, right... (flicks wand, Switchbox gets revived)
Switchbox: Whatever... (Walks to Valerie)
Microchip: These guys are pretty cool. I choose them. (Walks to Valerie and Switchbox)

Succulent: Even though she's pretty weird, I guess I'll choose Citron just because I actually know her.
Citron: You know I gotta have Stellar on my team! (Pulls Stellar over)
Stellar: Wha?- (holding Fluffy)

Softstar: Um, by the way... There will be two teams of four... I hope that works out for you guys...
Succulent: Our team is complete in that case, because we also have Fluffy!
Softstar: Oh, um... Okay!...

Switchbox: We SERIOUSLY gotta have Silver on our team?
Valerie: Hey! I think she's pretty cool.
Silver: Oh, hey guys! Thank you, Valerie!
Valerie: Mhm!

Softstar: Um... It might be hard to do this without team names... You guys can choose them... I'm not too good at it...
Switchbox: We're quite clearly the best ones!
Softstar: Oh... This team has chosen their name already?... So, we have The Best Ones... The other team hasn't chosen yet... Okay...
Succulent: What should our team name be?
Citron: Hmmm... I can't think of one... Maybe just... I don't know?
Succulent: WHAT?! That's so boring!
Softstar: Oh, they're all done?... Um... So we have... The Best Ones, and I Don't Know... Correct?...
Valerie: Yep!

(Intro)

Softstar: Perfect!... Um... First challenge is to... Um... (teleports Silver's flower somewhere random using wand) Find Silver's flower!... Hold on, don't go yet... Here goes... (flips wand into air and catches it, 30 minute timer appears in the air) It's somewhere random, by the way... Bring it back to me when you find it... Start! (Timer begins)

Silver: Ooh, I like this challenge! This way, team! (Runs off)
Switchbox: When did SHE become the leader?
Valerie: Just listen. (Follows Silver)
Switchbox: Fiiiinee... (Follows them)
Microchip: Wait for me! (Follows them)

Succulent: Let's go the opposite way of them! C'mon! (Runs off)
Citron: Got it! (Follows Succulent)
Fluffy: Aaa! SQUEAK! (Points to them and waves other arm at Stellar)
Stellar: Fluffy, wha- GAH, WAIT UP! (Follows them)

Softstar: It's lonely now... (spots a sudden bright circle of light) Gh... My eyes!... What...
Cleft: (comes out of light, light disperses) Softstar, there you are. Why are you here? (Sits beside Softstar)
Softstar: Um... Cleft... I may have teleported myself to another planet...
Cleft: Woah, really? That's sorta interesting.
Softstar: Yeah, I guess so... Apparently I'm hosting a show now...
Cleft: You're doing WHAT?!
Softstar: I-I'm so sorry if that's a bad thing!...
Cleft: No, I'm proud! That takes effort, especially with people from another planet. (Pats Softstar)
Softstar: (hugs Cleft) Thank you!...
Cleft: (summons another light circle) I gotta go back now. Goodluck. (Leaves through light)
Softstar: Bye!... Aw... I'm alone again...

Silver: Alright, were here! This is where my flower should- (Dramatic gasp) IT'S NOT HERE?
Switchbox: Are you an idiot?! Softstar literally said that she put it in a random location!
Silver: Oh... I didn't hear her...
Valerie: You're fine. Let's continue this way.
Microchip: There's a cave there. We go inside of it?
Silver: I guess. C'mon guys! (Heads towards cave)
Switchbox: Ugggghhhhh... (Follows Silver)

Succulent: Woah, mountain? Hold on, I see the flower up there! (Points to flower at top of mountain)
Stellar: That's a really far climb, though...
Citron: I dunno about you guys, but that looks like an easy climb!
Succulent: That's because you have sugar inside of you. You ARE orange juice, after all.
Citron: Oh, I know! You stay here, and I'll get the flower!
Succulent: Wow, great idea!
Citron: (Runs up mountain, almost immediately runs back down holding the flower) Let's go back to Softstar! (Runs towards Softstar's location)

Succulent: SOFTSTAR!
Softstar: Huh?... Oh, um... Why are you back already?...
Citron: (hands flower to Softstar)
Softstar: Huh?... You found it already?... But... It's only been a few minutes...
Succulent: We're just that cool!
Softstar: Well, you... Win?... I think that's how it works... (slowly waves wand, The Best Ones appear) Um... Sorry, but IDK has found the flower... So, you guys are up for elimination... I'm sorry if that upsets you...
Silver: Woah! They found it already?
Switchbox: I KNEW SILVER SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE LEADER!!! IT'S HER FAULT WE LOST!!!
Softstar: (Tear appears in eye) Oh, jeez...
Valerie: Switchbox, quit it! You're making Softstar sad!
Switchbox: GRRR, FINE! WHATEVER! (Stomps away)
Softstar: Don't worry... I'm fine... Thanks though...
Valerie: Of course! He tends to overreact to everything.
Softstar: Again, I'm so sorry... I really don't want to eliminate anyone... But that's sort of how it works...
Valerie: It's not your fault! You don't have to be sorry! (Pats Softstar)
Softstar: Oh... Thank you...

Softstar: Um... One of the four Best Ones has to leave Untitled Object Show... Use the Google Form (link in the description) to vote who should leave... Um... See you next episode!...

Softstar: Hmmm... (writing down contest ideas)
Cleft: (appears through light) Hey.
Softstar: Gah!... Oh, hey Cleft...
Cleft: Uh... Need help hosting?
Softstar: Um... Maybe?... I'm not too sure...
Cleft: Honestly, I think you're being too soft on them. You know what? I'll be here tomorrow. Adios! (Leaves through light)
Softstar: Too soft?... But I don't want to be mean to them... Oh, jeez... (Picks up notepad and pencil, walks away)