Aaron Hotchner added Y/n, Derek Morgan, Emily Prentiss, Penelope Garcia, David Rossi, Spencer Reid, and JJ to the group chat
Aaron Hotchner named the group chat "BAU"
Aaron Hotchner
This group chat is ONLY for things work-related.
Y/n
We all know this ain't happening 😋
Penelope Garcia named the group chat
"Crime fighters 💅🏻"
Derek Morgan
↳ We all know this ain't happening 😋
Yeah definitely not with me, Emily, Garcia, Y/n, and Reid in here 😎
Spencer Reid
What did I do?
Emily Prentiss
Ugh the coffee tastes so bad this morning
Y/n
Babes the coffee tastes bad EVERY morning 🤪
Emily Prentiss
Istg if they don't get us a new coffee machine I'm gonna quit. 🙄
Y/n
Don't you dare Em! What tf am I gonna do without you here?
Derek Morgan
Someone's got a crush on Emily 😏
Y/n
No? She's literally my best friend what are you talking about? 😭
Derek Morgan
Suuuuuure 😏
Y/n
Kill yourself. 🙄
Aaron Hotchner
Y/n.
Y/n
IT WAS A JOKE HOTCH IM SORRY
Emily Prentiss
Lmfao she's so scared
Derek Morgan
Oh look who's talking
Derek Morgan
You literally fled the building last time Hotch called you in his office 💀
Emily Prentiss
He wasn't in a good mood that day okay?! 😭
Spencer Reid
Derek why did you put a skull emoji? No one died?
Y/n
HELPPPPP LMAOOOO😭😭😭
Emily Prentiss
NAH I'M DYING 😭
Derek Morgan
Pretty boy knows the population of DC but doesn't know what emojis mean- 💀
Spencer Reid
I know what they mean. A skull emoji indicates a dead person.
Y/n
OMFG SPENCE JUST STOP YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE 😭
Penelope Garcia
Don't worry G-man I'm gonna teach you the emoji language 🥰
Y/n
Anywayyysss so who's gonna fix that coffee machine? I NEED caffeine or I cannot survive the day 😭
David Rossi
And that's exactly why I quit caffeine. So I don't have stupid problems like this.
Y/n
STUPID problems like this? Pasta man if I don't drink my morning coffee I'm gonna fall asleep on my desk and then you're gonna be the one to get my paperwork done
Emily Prentiss
Lmao "pasta man" 💀
Derek Morgan
Hey I've got an idea let's get coffee from someplace else 😏
Penelope Garcia
STARBUCKS 🤩🥰
Emily Prentiss
WHAT SHE SAID.
JJ
Starbucks it is! I'll go get it, want something to eat?
Penelope Garcia
You guys- WE SHOULD GET SOMETHING FROM THE BAGEL PLACE!
Derek Morgan
The what now? 💀
Penelope Garcia
Oh man, they have the BEST breakfast burritos
Spencer Reid
Yes! I love breakfast burritos!
JJ
What about burritos with bagel-sized tortillas? 👀
Derek Morgan
That exists?
David Rossi
Yeah it's like a pizza bagel
Y/n
Pasta man always finds an opportunity to talk about italian food 🤪🍝
David Rossi
It's in my blood
Y/n
What if we put pineapple on a pizza bagel?
David Rossi
That would be a crime against humanity.
Derek Morgan
A very tasty crime against humanity 😏
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BAU x reader group chat
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text each other (including you) she/her pronouns s3 - s7 team, & y/n emily prentiss x reader if you have any requests let me know in the comments :)
