The Biggest Day

A wedding before our own

The sun shimmered through the window of Zion and Piper's shared room as Piper woke up next to who she called, her little fuckwad, aka her fiancé. She sees Zion sleeping peacefully, cuddling up to a panda plushie she called Edward, unfortunately for Zion, she won't be asleep for much longer. "WAKE UP MY SEXY FUCKWAD!" Piper screamed at the top of her lungs and ripped the duvet cover and panda plush away from her fiancé "Rat~your my little rat and I'm sleepy..."  Zion said sleepily obviously forgetting what the date was. "ITS BAIT AND SCRUKALY'S WEDDING TODAY!" "OH SHIT" Zion jumped out of bed despite originally being exhausted, and started getting dressed.

Piper Pov

I walk out of me my Fuckwad's room around an hour after waking her up, and it's around 8:30 in the morning. When I walk into the kitchen I hear an unfortunately familiar beeping noise..."Anabel. Did you break the microwave again?" She plasters the guiltiest smile on her face, "....no?" "SLAY QUEEN, YOU CAN'T KEEP COMING OVER IF YOU KEEP BREAKING MICROWAVES! ARIANA WAS BANNED FROM COMING OVER FOR TWO MONTHS FOR BLASTING METALLICA" "GEEZ OK OK, I'll stop breaking your microwaves...if you get me that Kaede Akamatsu figure."  "I'd rather keep buying you Danganronpa body pillows than that two-hundred dollar figure that sits on your shelf and does nothing. At least you do something with the pillows" "Is that a dirty joke?" Schnookie aka Ariana, asks from the couch on the other side of the room "I hope it was" Slay Queen says with a stupid grin on her face. 

 Schnookie and Slay Queen are me and Fuckwad's best friends and have been our 'roommates' for about six or seven months. When the two of them found out we had 3 bedrooms the two of them forced us to let them have said bedrooms. Now we have an emo and a Sayori (from ddlc) Kinnie in our house at least three days a week. "We need to leave in like 20 minutes. Piper, go get Zion before you get caught in an endless circle...ring of stupidity-" "OK OK NO MORE METALLICA REFERENCES" I say remembering that from a Metallica song, I think it was called...Escape? "Can we get food before we go to the wedding?" I hear Queen say as I'm walking to my room "Maybe, if ZION AND PIPER HURRY UP, EVEN THOUGH THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN UP AT SIX IN THE MORNING LIKE ME AND ANABEL" "SHUT UP SCHNOOKIE"

Zion Pov

I hear annoying yelling that sounds like it's coming from the living room as I'm getting dressed in a pale purple dress and a white cardigan "Sounds like Anababe broke our microwave again" "She did. I mean when I started calling her Slay Queen, I didn't want her slaying our microwave!" Ah, my lovely sunshine rat is back. "That's the third one this month isn't it?" "Yup, I know they're our friends, but they're so weird. Like what is she doing to break it so often" "Heh~ your pretty weird yourself, my sun rat" I plant a kiss on her cheek and see the door burst open "I WANT FOOD! THE TWO OF YOU CAN FUCK WHEN ME AND ARI ARNT HERE! IM GONNA STARVE TO DEATH IF WE DONT GET FOOD NOW" *sigh* sometimes I forget how violent Anababe gets when she's angry "OK ok calm down, let me get my phone and we can go" "Fine...but if you two start making out Ariana's choosing the music and I'm stealing the rings before your wedding Wednesday" "Ok" I say knowing she wouldn't do that, and she walks out, slamming the door behind her. "Let's go before Anabae decides to murder someone over food," I say grabbing my phone off "Alright pookie" I suddenly feel my face flush. "OOOO I haven't seen you blush in months! Maybe I should call you Pookie more often" Piper says with a sly grin on her face "NOPE! NOW LETS GO BEFORE WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO METALLICA AND ANABEL RIPS OUR HEADS OFF!" 

I yell as I speed walk out of the room to see Bella spinning around in circles wearing a pale pink dress with a black cardigan with a white mini backpack on her backpack holding a teddy bear that I know she's had for way longer than any normal person would, but that's Anababe for you. While Ariana was standing next to her, wearing practically the same thing as Bella, but with a black jacket leather jacket instead of a cardigan. "Where's your wife Zee?" I'm right here Schnookie" "LET'S GET SOME FOOD BEFORE WE WATCH THE GAYS GET MARRIED!" "Who's driving, Piper?" "Yeah" "One-hundred percent" "WHY???"  In the end, we all decided Sun-rat was driving, Anabel would get shotgun, me and Ariana in the back. Now, it's time to some food.