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theo
jules



theo
how you feeling

jules
like shit
utter and total shit

theo
been there

jules
we dont have any potions either
no one seemed to think of that
before i drank like thirteen shots
of muggle tequila

theo
that shit kills
didn't know u had it in u
hardcore

jules
i don't
im bever drimnking again

theo
'bever'
'drimnking'

jules
hush
it hurts looksing at my screen

theo
heard you passed out in the flowers

jules
that i did
bot quite sure how tho
...
how did u hear of that???

theo
pansy

jules
ofc she did

theo
got a lovely snap of you

jules
SO SHE DID JNOW WHERE J WAS!!!
little liar
"we lost you jules we thought you
webt home"
bitch this is my home where else
would i have gone

theo
think that was a couple hours after actually
when they all had to carry you in

jules
they had to what??
god i was so drunk
why was i even in the flower
beds to begin with?

theo
no one will ever know ig

jules
ig we never will
god i am bever drinking again

theo
that's a lie
we all know you'll be drinking
again soon

jules
fairs
do love me a good drink

theo
drink of choice?

jules
hmmm
idk
there's so many
oooo ik ik
erm
muggle vodka and coke
classic

theo
basic more like

jules
excuse me?? what
its so good

theo
if you say so

jules
ok then what's yours
mr drink snob
and if you say beer were no
longer friends

theo
wow friends already
i feel honoured

jules
you should be
now answer

theo
...
i do love a moretti

jules
right
bye then thei
was nice knowing yoh

theo
i'll ignore thei to save u some
dignity

jules
thanks 😭😭
now explain mister

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