Hey bae!! Now this is going to be where I make random (or crappy) ass stories.Just to live out some daydreaming I got here.Anywho I hope yoou like it
I do anything btw..Just say it
"What in the fuck" Another dress thrown this time in Jack's face. "You're telling me my boobs don't stay plump and big after pregnancy" She whined trying to fit herself into another one Jack chuckled looking at her. Immediately taking it off and trying another. Y/N turned to Jack as she rested her hands on her hip. "Do I look Good Jack?" "As far as I'm concerned You looked good in everything you put on you were just hyperfocused on your jugglesacks" Y/N smiled slightly at the compliment "So you don't miss my milkers at all?" "Yes I do but I fell in love with a woman with little ones" "Certainly don't miss being sprayed in the eyes by milk lasers tho" Causing Y/N to snort
Guevara
G
etting Cheated on/You make assumptions
Guevara sighed as he landed into his countrt after finishing a mission. Dusting off himself,he found his home after a long journey only to hear crying. Rushing in He saw you in his clothes sniffling. "Hey Hey What's wrong?" He said wrapping himself around you loosely Turning around you smacked him om the chest "You big oaf where have you been? I thought you left me for good" She said crying a little more "Ssh I'm sorry I didnt want to wake you since it was an emergency mission" She wrapped her arms sniffling "Next time I'll tell you ok Lets go to sleep now ok"
Pickle
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Pubic Hair/Pheromones
Pickle has a habit of sticking his face into your crotch when you're ovulating "Pickle why you're sniffing me I'm not ovulating" That's when you put 2 together. Its winter time and you haven't shaved Flicking his forehead you got up from cuddling to the bathroom straight away. Him following you and knocking on the door whimpering. You cracked the door open slightly "What is it Pickle?" "I-I rilke irt" In shock you opened the door its the 1st he spoke back. "You like it?" "Ok honey lets go back to the couch"
