<Dreamnoblade Oneshots>

Short stories [all DNB with no smut sorry)

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"If we get stranded on an island, we should spell "Help" backwards so people in the sky can see it!" Dream said, with a big smile.

"Why-" Techno looked so concerned and confused. "Why would you think that-"

"Well I can't explain it right but people look down the airplane and stuff, right?" Dream asked.

"Uh huh." Techno replied.

"And in every picture, they see different- like they'll see words backwards so we should spell "help" backwards so they can see and read it-" Dream explained.

"...There is no way you'll survive being in an island." Techno said, with an annoyed tone.

[End]

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Flowers

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"What flowers do you want?" Techno asked, looking at Dream.

"I want wither roses!" Dream said, with a big smile on his face.

"I'm not getting you those." Techno said, with a slightly angry tone.

"Please? It'll be so nice!" Dream tried to persuade Techno.

"No." Techno said almost immediately.

"Pretty please?" Dream begged.

"No." Techno said again.

*A few minutes later.*

"Yay! Wither roses." Dream smiled, holding a bouquet of wither roses.

"I hate you, homeless blob." Techno mumbled under his breath.

"I love you too, unstable pig." Dream laughed.

[End]

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Why is there a kid-

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Techno just arrived and he was unlocking the door. "Ugh. Dream, I'm home!" He yelled before stopping in his tracks.

"Oh hey, Techno!" Dream went over to hug Techno.

"Why in the fuck is there a kid in my house-" Techno asked.

"This is my house too." Dream huffed.

"It ain't, you are still homeless." Techno replied, before looking at the kid. "Are you an orphan?"

"Um? Yes?" Ranboo said.

"...." Techno stayed silent.

"TECHNOBLADE NO-" Dream yelled.

"THEY SAY BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD-" Techno had the great orphan obliterator.

"AHHHHH WHAT THE FUC-" Ranboo yelled, it was their final words... /j