Warning: Pranking people is wrong, it is dangerous, no matter how harmless it may seem. Also, I have nothing against any religion, I just suck at coming up with pranks, so I thought it would be easier to use the prank that is in the story. Please enjoy the read.
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"So what prank are we doing again?"Urushihara asked, you two were sitting in a tree next to the church watching people outside talking "Remember how I told you that in this world you and Satan are the same being?" You look at him, you saw a slight shiver run down his body "Yeah, that is still disturbing." He grumbled "Well, you are literately Lucifer, the fallen angel from heaven who became Satan." You smirked he looked at you with bored eyes "Your point?" You giggled "We are going to scare them." You point to the huge group of people walking into the church "That's... not a prank.." He sighed "Nope, but they gave me a hard time sense I was born, telling me I was going to hell, that I was good for nothing, that if I didn't accept God I wouldn't go to heaven. Plus my school bullies are there, its time for revenge." You stood up on the branch "So what do I have to do?" He asked you "I am going to go in and sit down for a few, then I am going to blurt out as loud as I can, Satan is coming. Then you bust in through one of the windows all demon like with your wings and scariness and basically scare them out of the church." You shrugged "I am not that scary, we should have brought Maou."He stands up "I am down here actually." A voice sounded from below, you both look down to see Maou and Emi. "How long you two been there?" You ask "Sense you left the house, we followed you. I want in on this prank." Maou smirked "No way!" Emi exclaimed "I am not letting you scare those people!" She brought out her sacred sword and pointed it at Maou "Emi, shut up, its my prank, my world and what I say goes." You jump down from the branch to the others below till you finally reach the ground, you stood between the sword and Emi "You are scary people for revenge, that isn't right." She had a serious face on "Neither is bulling a deference child, or beating them." You bark back "I am getting my revenge, its just a harmless prank anyway, if Maou wants in, he is in. Now either go home, or stay here, either way you will not intervene." You grabbed the sword and yanked it out of her hand. They all looked at you shocked, you tossed it to the side and turned around to Maou "Can you get into your demon form? Ya know, all bulky and with your horns?" You ask "Yeah, I gained enough magic here to do that, am I just going to brake the door down and march in?" He asked as you, him and Urushihara walked to the church "Yep, I will text Urushihara, plus I am pretty sure you will be able to hear me shout from out here, Lucifer is busting through a window, and you through the door, got that?" You ask as you walk up the stairs to the church "Got it." They nod.
It's been 15 minutes, the preacher was preaching when you had walked in, people around you nodded in agreement, or cheered amen, you were sitting behind everyone when you were ready, you texted Urushihara the ok, you looked a the window behind the preacher, there he was with his wings out waiting for you to make a scene. Abruptly you stood up, forcing the bench you were on to screech against the floor making noise for everyone to look at you, all eyes lay on you and without hesitation you shouted "SATAN IS HERE TO BRING YOU ALL TO HELL WITH ME!!!" Once you finished everyone had a look of horror just as the preacher was about to say something the window busted and flew in Lucifer giving a menacing laugh, the people screamed in fear running to the door but before they could get to close it swung open to reveal Maou in his true form he was towering over everyone "Where do you think you're going? Hell is nice I promise!" He laughed along side Urushihara, everyone scurried to the back of the church to get away from the demons, Maou walked into the building his cloven hooves clattering against the floor, Urushihara flew above them "Look at them so helpless." He laughed "So pathetic, are you sure we should take them with us? They are so wimpy?" Maou looked back at you "If you changed your mind my king, we can leave." You shrugged "(Y/N) why would you let these demons in our church? Do you not care for us? Or God?" A girl that went to your school, her name was Wendy, she picked on you sense you started school, she made fun of your look and how you had no friends other then Himawari, she even made fun of Himawari, and that you could never let slid, you walked up to them "Care for you? Why would I?" You gave a light laugh "None of you cared for me, you made threats that I would go to hell, that I was useless with out your God." You kicked her across the face sending her back with a broken nose that started to bleed "Now look at you all, shaking in fear of the monster you created. So no, I don't care about any of you, you made my life hell, but my dear king doesn't have any purpose for you, so sadly I have to let you go. But don't feel to delighted, I still have plans for each and everyone of you." You gave them a dark look before you turned around and walk out the church followed by Satan and Lucifer.
"Happy now?" Emi said, she was standing at the bottom step with her arms crossed "I do believe they wont be leaving that church for the rest of the night." You smiled at her, Maou and Urushihara returned to there human forms "I got to say, you're one hell of an actor." Maou smirked "Yeah, you had me believing you were a demon." Urushihara laughed "Well I had my fun, time to go home for dinner." You all left the church and head back to the apartment.
~~~Time skip brought to you buy Author-chan hoping she didn't offend anyone who reads this!!~~~
You all sat at the small coffee table in the living room, You, Urushihara and Emi sat on the floor, while Maou, Ashiya and Himawari sat on the couch, you all were watching the news, they were going on about a small earthquake that hit Australia "This is so yummy!" Maou cheered, you were eating tacos, which again Himawari and Ashiya made "I like this." Maou smiled
"In other news today, a church was disrupted by Satan himself?" Everyone turned heads to look at the TV "That is correct, multiple church goers from (Insert town here) agree that when they went to church today, a girl shot up from her sit, claimed Satan was going to drag them all to hell, then they said an angel with black wings busted through the window, and as they all ran to the door to get away, a monster with horns, and hooves walked right in through the front door. No one is giving the name of the girl, in fear she will come back to hurt them or worse."
Emi glared at you "You better be damn happy no one wants to give out names! But they no where you live!" She hit you upside the head "They are to scared to say my name, I doubt they will come to my house." You scuffed eating your taco "Sire, what did you do?" Ashiya asked Maou "Just helped (Y/N) with her prank, and got some more magic." He shrugged. "Never do it again." Himawari ordered "Ok, ok. I wont." You sigh.
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