The Beginning

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Nickel: Band-Aid!

The rest of Band-Aid: What?

Nickel: I have to go to the bathroom!

Ruby: Wait a second, what will he-

[Nickel farts after using the toilet]

Ruby: Argh!

Bubble: Bloody hell!

Flower: That is not beautiful!

Taco: Piss!

Nickel: So girls, are you okay?

Match: Nickel, did you like, just let out some gas? And who taught you to use British phrases, Bubble?

Ruby: [gets a British Language book]

Match: Oh.

Bubble: Guys, I have the power to teleport all of us!

Ruby: Where?

[Bubble teleports all of Band-Aid to the top of Blackpool Tower]

Ruby: Isn't that the prize though?

Bubble: Yeah, isn't it cool?

Gelatin: There isn't enough-

Bubble: [covers Gelatin's mouth] We know you're claustrophobic but don't ruin the fun for us!

Match: [sigh] Now you're like, the one being bossy.

Bubble: Let's go back now! [teleports all of Band-Aid back to the Promenade]

[cuts to Golf Ball]

Golf Ball: Everyone to my underground factory!

Basketball: But our factories are on Goiky, and we're in England, plus I should be telling the team what to do!

Golfball: Don't tell me what to do! [puts a pin through Basketball, killing her]

[half of A Good Name gasp]

Grassy: Grassy is angry!

Grassy: Laotian, are the teams permanent? Grassy doesn't like being with Golf Ball!

Laotian: Only until the teams have few enough members each to merge.

Golf Ball: See? Laotian has a point!

Eraser: Great job Golf Ball! We're all counting on you for your act of violence.

Golf Ball: Much appreciated!

Grassy: Anyways we better start the intro.

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