tw/cw: horny cats, anemia mention, suggestive words
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< Floor 2, Section 3, East Edge Student Apartments >
[1:13 AM]
Kuyo Kuyo: who the actual fuck is making all that noise
Kuyo Kuyo: tf are you goddamn building at 1 am
Lilith Goldstone: sorry thats me
Liam McClair: ???
Lilith Goldstone: i burnt myself trying to strain the water for my noodles so im smashing ice with a hammer to make an ice pack
Liam McClair: what...
Kuyo Kuyo: girl what...
Malibu Brekon: do you realize how insane that sentence is?
Liam McClair: just make it normally?
Lilith Goldstone: wym
Kallios Kingston: dont crush the ice fuckhead. just put it in the baggie and call it a damn day
Kuyo Kuyo: *night
Kallios Kingston: what
Kuyo Kuyo: its night not day
Kallios Kingston: literally kill yourself
Kuyo Kuyo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[4:23 AM]
Senessa Wryte: yo who the fuck crying so goddamn loud
Zirian Aldrana: sorry thats my roommate
Zirian Aldrana: he got so high he started hysterically crying to me if his family would still love him if he was a toad hes completely distraught and absolutely inconsolable
Zirian Aldrana: gonna try to put on animal planet or something wish me luck
Senessa Wryte: i-
[10:59 AM]
Venus McQuincey: OK FESS UP
Venus McQuincey: WHO THE FUCK OWNS THE HORNY CAT
Venus McQuincey: MY CAT IS FUCKING PREGNANT
Senessa Wryte: FR???
Venus McQuincey: YES
Senessa Wryte: STOP THAT'S SO FUNNY
Venus McQuincey: NO THE FUCK IT ISNT
Kuyo Kuyo: YES IT IS LMFAO
Candice Finnegan: i...
Candice Finnegan: im so sorry i think its my cat?
Candice Finnegan: i cant tell though?
Venus McQuincey: MEET ME IN THE FUCKING PIT BITCH
[11:29 AM]
Malibu Brekon: update: venus swung at her, she dodged, knocked him out in one hit
Candice Finnegan: I DIDNT MEAN TO
Zirian Aldrana: doesnt venus have anemia
Kuyo Kuyo: what
Zirian Aldrana: doesnt he have anemia
Kuyo Kuyo: what the fuck does that have to do with anything
Zirian Aldrana: doesnt it make u pass out??
Kuyo Kuyo: that cant cause people to pass out easier when hit??
Zirian Aldrana: it cant?
Kuyo Kuyo: no??
Zirian Aldrana: oh
Kuyo Kuyo: it just makes you pass out in general. if its extreme enough. lack of blood cells delivering oxygen to the brain or smth
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