- grew up in a small town, was star struck by the internet bc it exposed him to the outside world and its diversity
-"human interaction is hard!!1!"
- easier on internet
- wikipedia editor, enjoyed helping people with programming (were usually older)
- helped them become a more well-rounded person
- have ptsd from physical interaction as survivor of childhood r@pe
- feel safer interacting online
- launched it when they were 18 in mommys basement
- confusing metaphor
- explains how omegle works (do i really have to say?)
- made it automatically anon, making chats self contained unless info was directly given
- blew up at launch (millions of daily users)
- weird quote that makes no sense
- how omelgle helped people do what the internet let him do: interact with different people
- some people even got married???
- obvs bad stuff still happened there
- apparently had "state-of-the-art" (wtf does that even mean?) ai and human mods working behind the scenes
- helped put (pedos) weirdos in jail
- u can never truly eliminate crime
- recently world is more "ornery" (aka bad)
- omelgle under attcak cuz of a certain few
- only way to please them is shut down the site altogether
- bitching about people saying omegle shouldnt exist and how theyre only hurting "you"
- somehow connecting this to the idea that women shouldnt dress provocatively if they dont wanna be r@ped
- "fear can also be a mental cage"
- blah blah "oPpReSsIoN" blah blah
- theyre apparently 30"The battle for Omegle has been lost"
- "thank u for dealing with my bullshit for 12 years"
- "I'm so sorry I couldn't keep fighting for you"
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omelgle funeral speech summarized
Non-Fictionmade for my friends, thought id share also i spell omelgle differntly eveytime but this is watty who actually gaf