Drumroll...
Kaing: "Welcome...to the AMAZING DIGITAL KINGDOM!!!"
Kaing: "My name is Kaing! I'm your leader! And I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart stopping, MIND BENDING paraphernalia you've EVER laid your eyes upon!"
Kaing: "Isn't that right, Gangle?"
Gangle appears from behind Kaing.
Gangle: "That's right, Kaing! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today!!"
Kaing: "Well, there's no time to waste, then! Let's get right into the show!!!"
There's Obble, and Jabble, and Grinner too,
Yarnaby and Zag, and then there's Annie...[DISCLAIMER: ANNIE WAS UNABLE TO SHOW UP FOR THE THEME SONG TODAY.]
Day, after day, after day we fly!
With the moon, and the sun, and we don't know why...
La, la la la la la...
During the events of the theme song, a small, ebony-colored chess piece spawns onto the stage.
???: "W-Wha-??"
Visibly confused, she looks at her hands, then at her surroundings.
???: "Wh-Where...what...??"
You won't believe your eyes!
Prepare for a surprise! Don't touch that door, there's so much more!
You don't know what's in store!
Watch out for that-
The music is immediately cut short by the rook stumbling into the line of characters, sending Zag, then Grinner, then Obble falling onto the floor like dominos.
Zag: "Eh-"
Grinner: "A-AH!!!-"
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SHIFTED ABSTRACTION
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