Two in one: Spy x family x fem! reader

The physic cousins

3rd POV

Twilight & Author exit the train and look at each other "You find a house while I find a house that isn't in the same street as you." Twilight said, Author, nodded.

The two-wave before parting ways.

~Timeskip~

Author enters an apartment room as the real estate guy shows her around. "This is one of our cleanest family apartments."

Author looks around, her hands behind her back.

Author stops before turning and clapping her hands together. "I'll take it." Y/n smiles with her eyes closed.

"What a wonderful new start this will be for your family! Do you have of a son or a daughter?"

A happy home life...A family to cherish...

"Ah, well...That's what I've got to figure out next."

"Huh...?"

Nothing but liabilities to a spy.

~Timeskip~

A drunk old man opens the door to reveal Author standing there. "Yeah? You wanna foster a kid?" The man said.

"I do. And I understand I can adopt through your orphanage as well? My husband and I have been trying for so many years, but..." Author was cut off.

"Yeah, whatever. Just take whichever one you want." The drunk man said.

Author looks around. What a dump.

But an orphanage this shoddy is unlikely to have good records concerning the provenance of its children. That should make it all the easier to fabricate a new family history.

The mission is to establish a family...but I should be able to manage with just the child for now and my new niece or nephew.

Of course, I'd prefer to do this entire mission with only my brother...But even for westalis's greatest spies, impersonating a child would be a tall order.

A little boy with pink hair picks up a giraffe plushie.

"Oh--Ideally I'd like a child who can already read and write."

"Yeah? In that case..." The drunk man said.

"Yana, get over here!"

Yana walks toward the two before looking at Author. "This is the smartest one we got, well two of them but a guy with blonde hair took her.

"He doesn't say much, but...he's a good kid."

'Creepy little brat weirds me out. This is my chance to get him outta here like the last one.' The drunk man thought.

"Greet the pretty lady, Yana!"

"Um--Well..." Author trails off.

You have to be at least six to enroll at Eden Academy. This boy looks four, five at the oldest...

"Six!" Yana beamed.

"Huh?" Author looked down.

"I'm six," Yana said.

"Huh, you're six already?" The drunk man said.

He seems much too short to be--

Yana runs towards a table and grabs a newspaper. "Hm? The newspaper?"

"The crossword puzzle? That might be a little tough for you." Author said.

Yana wites on the crossword puzzle.

It's child's play for me, of course. One down is "Homeostasis." One across is "Causal Closure," And below that is "Symplectomorphism" ...

Yana shows her the crossword puzzle. "You finished it?! Seriously?!

This is a stunning level of intellect! This boy should be able to ace the entrance exam!

"I'll take this one!" Author beamed.

"So, about the paperwork..." Author said. "Don't worry about it. Just take him and get outta here." The drunk man said.

Child acquired. Mission accomplished. Suddenly I'm worried that everything is going too smoothly. "Is this okay with you?"

Spy...Mission...niece or nephew...brother

So cool!!

The boy was a telepath. Test subject "006". He possesses the ability to read minds along with his cousin "Ayna" aka Test subject "007".

The two reading minders had been made thus by accident, an unintended consequence of research experiments conduction by a certain organization. They wad later escaped from their facility. The two then moved from institution to institution, seeking someone to take care of them.

The two walked back to Author's new home. "Listen, up kid."

"It's Yana!"

"Listen up, Yana." Author said.

"You'll be my child from now on. But as far as everyone else is concerned, you have always been my child. Is that clear?" Author asked.

"Clear," Yana said.

"You are to address me as Mother." Author said.

"Mommy!" Yana beamed. "Very well."

The two walk into the apartment building. "What an adorable young boy." An old woman said.

"We're the Forgers. We just moved in today." Author smiles.

"I'm Yana, and I have always been mommy's child," Yana said.

"Er..."

You don't say that part!

"Let's go to our apartment." Author said.

The two enter their apartment. "My home?" Yana asked.

"That's right."

"TV!" Yana beamed.

"Turn it on if you like."

"...Today's animated adventure-spy wars!"

"My favorite!" Yana pointed at the TV.

...Of all the shows...

"You've got a silenced pistol?! Are you some kinda pro?!"

"So cool..." Yana trailed off.

I'd better secure all the things I'll need... That includes forged I.D. papers for the boy. But I'm worried about my brother...has he found a kid now...I wonder what he's doing.

~Meanwhile with Twilight~

"I told you, no more peanuts!" Twilight shouted. "But Anya loves peanuts, and I want to see what auntie looks like."

*Sighs*