no homo > larry au [completed]

twenty three

harrystyles: you're such a sassy lil shit i h8 u

louist91: don't h8 m8 appreci8

harrystyles: are we doing 8 puns now

louist91: hell yeah..... m8

harrystyles: contempl8

louist91: cre8

harrystyles: l8

louist91: d8

harrystyles: defl8

louist91: exagger8

harrystyles: sk8

louist91: masturb8

harrystyles: of course you would

louist91: ;))))))

harrystyles: louis im really bored halp

louist91: WAIT LET ME TELL A STORY

harrystyles: NO

louist91: WHAT WHY NOT

harrystyles: BC LAST TIME WAS A NIGHTMARE

harrystyles: I HAD NIGHTMARES LOUIS

louist91: IDC IM TELLING ANOTHER STORY

harrystyles: UGH

louist91: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SPHINX CAT NAMED HARRY

harrystyles: WHY AM I A HAIRLESS CAT

louist91: EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE HARRY

louist91: CHANNEL YOUR INNER HAIRLESS CAT

louist91: ANYWAYS HARRY THE SPHINX CAT WAS SUPA PRETTY AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE DAYUM HARRY U LOOKIN GOOD

harrystyles: tru

louist91: AND HARRY WAS ALWAYS LIKE BITCH I KNO TF

louist91: BUT ANYWAYS ONE DAY HARRY THE HAIRLESS CAT WAS WALKIN DOWN THE SIDEWALK WITH HIS DANK ASS SUNGLASSES N STUFF WHEN HE RAN INTO LOUIS THE FAB PERSIAN CAT

harrystyles: PERSIAN CAT OFMSJXK

louist91: AND LIKE HARRY THE HAIRLESS CAT WAS LIKE BITCH MOVE TF OUTTA MY WAY

harrystyles: sassy hairless cat

louist91: BUT LIKE LOUIS THE PERSIAN CAT WAS LIKE HOE WHO DO U THINK U ARE

louist91: AND HARRY THE HAIRLESS CAT WAS LIKE I AM HARRY, THE PRETTIEST CAT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD BITCH

harrystyles: this cat is super sassy

louist91: AND LOUIS WAS LIKE IDC IM PRETTIER

louist91: AND SO HARRY WAS LIKE OH BITCH IT'S ON SOMEONE HOLD MY FUCKIN GUCCI BAG

louist91: AND THEN THE TWO FAB CATS GOT INTO A FUCKING FIGHT AND EVERYONE WAS CROWDED AROUND THEM AND SHIT WAS GOIN DOWWWN

harrystyles: I guess you could say it was a real CAT FIGHT

louist91: harry sweetheart

harrystyles: i sorry continue

louist91: ANYWAYS....

louist91: HARRY THE HAIRLESS CAT AND LOUIS THE PERSIAN CAT WERE SCRATCHING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER AND EVERYONE AROUND THEM WERE LIKE FUCK YEAAAH

harrystyles: this is a very violent story

louist91: AND JUST AS LOUIS THE PERSIAN CAT WAS GOIN TO FINISH OFF THE HAIRLESS SHIT HE WAS LIKE WAit a minute are you wearing the new justin bieber perfume omg

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: and harry was like omg i am it's my fave perfume eva it's so gr8

louist91: and soon enough they weren't even fighting anymore, instead they were fangirling over the new bieba perfume

harrystyles: happy ending

louist91: and so now the crowd was gone and it was only them and Harry was like "OMG does this mean we're BESTIES NOW"

louist91: and Louis was like TOTALLY AND THEY HUGGED AND LAUGHED BUT THEN LOUIS WAS LIKE jk and spit a hairball at Harry and he died the end

harrystyles: woah woah woah

harrystyles: talk about a plot twist

louist91: and now louis is THE prettiest cat in the world

harrystyles: Louis is one mean kitty

louist91: you gotta do what you gotta doooo

harrystyles: im sitting on my couch pondering over the story you just told me while eating pita chips

louist91: I LOVE PITA CHIPS

harrystyles: PITA CHIPS ARE MY RELIGION

louist91: YES

harrystyles: WE CAN EAT PITA CHIPS TOGETHER WHEN YOU COME VISIT

louist91: YES YES YES

harrystyles: WAIT

harrystyles: WAIT A SECOND

harrystyles: HOLD UP NOW

louist91: WHAT

harrystyles: I JUST CAME UP WITH A JOKE

louist91: HARRY PLS

louist91: HAVE MERCY

harrystyles: NO LOUIS LISTEN TO MY JOKE

louist91: TELL IT QUICK

louist91: RIP IT OFF LIKE A BANDAGE

harrystyles: ok so what's a great snack to eat while watching the hunger games???

harrystyles: PEETA CHIPS

louist91: HARRY

harrystyles: ITS SO GREAT ILMJFVKE

louist91: HARREH Y U DO DIS

harrystyles: you gotta do what you gotta do

louist91: you know what you gotta do?

louist91: me

harrystyles: LOUDIKDD

louist91: no homo tho

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OK NOW THATS IT GOODBYE ILY