the random everything book

"who wants a blueberry pie?" angst

Hmm this is more of blueberry bullying balloon and balloon snapping lol

Requested by ShyArtisticPerson! Before they got taken over by glitch >:[

And also i really need to eat food T^T

I only ate eggs,less then a half eaten cake,popcorn and a salad

AND I AM STILL HUNGARY AHHH-

anyways enjoy ^^

⚠️warning this story includes:⚠️

-Out of character(sorry guys T^T)
-swearing(welp isn't that something?)
-violence(somebody about to get hurt :0)
-blood and possibly gore(lee oof)
-evil!balloon(silly little goober :])

Read at your own risk pal!

Object form of course

Acting!au

Balloon's pov:

I was sitting on the grass leaning on box....because he is just a box! After all....mephone was setting up the camera and blueberry sat next to me oh him...he was new actor along with cabby,candle,goo,Sliverspoon,tea kettle,life ring and clover! He was a quiet one to say the least

"Oh hey there balloon" blueberry says finally talking i look at him with smile trying to make him....feel more welcome you know?

"Hey there blueberry!" I say happily

(A/N: i hate drawing backgrounds lol)

"I need to tell you something" blueberry says looking at me dead in the eye

"Oh well what is it?" I ask

"Your a terrible actor" blueberry says in monotone voice

WTF HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT INFRONT OF MY FACE!

I mean i get it i am not everybody's favourite but ouch

But LUCKILY mephone says that it's starting so we all get in places and we start acting!

Time skip: episode 15

These few past years IT WAS HELL

all because of blueberry!

I hate him!

So i will do something i might regret but i will do it!

I just need to get rid of him badly

So it was the middle of the night and i kind of broke into his house...but eh i go to his room and see he is asleep perfect!

I quietly grab him and go to the kitchen and i put him on the counter and i grab a knife and i cut him bit....blood comes out of him and he wakes up

He looks scared and i smile sadistically bit and i start to stab him in the heart if he even has one

He was screaming out in pain

It filled me with such sadistic joy!

Time skip again since i am impatient person lol: episode 16 getting setuped

I was giving everyone some blueberry pie as they laugh together and have fun

They don't know the truth

And never will

(A/N: HOLY SHIT i made it bit too dark....meh i hope you enjoyed it!)