Sammy: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Kenji: We're chopsticks!
Sammy: Well... that's cute!
Sammy: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Ben: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Camp Cretaceous Incorrect Quotes
FanfikcePretty much covered in the title:) there will probably be some swearing, just so you guys know