Goh: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because their annoying?
Ash: Damn, if people did that to each other, Misty would've killed me years ago.
|•^•|
Chloe: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Goh: We were helping Dawn write her vows, but she kicked us out because Ash was making inappropriate suggestions.
Ash: How is "Chloe, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?
|•^•|
*when a child starts crying in public*
Dawn: *tries to make the child laugh*
Chloe: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Serena: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Ash: *cries with the child*
Misty: *is the reason the child is crying*
|•^•|
Brock: Do you ever wonder why your still single?
Misty, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Brock, sighing: I can name a few people...
|•^•|
*They are about to do something dangerous*
Dawn: Shouldn't someone give a pep talk?
Serena: Go ahead.
Dawn: Be careful.
Dawn: Don't die.
Misty: *holds back a laugh*
Serena: Great. We're all bloody inspired.
|•^•|
Chloe: Two gals!
Dawn: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Both: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
|•^•|
Dawn: As your best friend-
Chloe: Goh is my best friend.
Dawn: As your girlfriend-
|•^•|
Ash, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and brake at the same time?
Goh, sarcastically: The car takes a screenshot.
Goh: Please pull over. I'm driving now.
|•^•|
Goh: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness-
Ash: Hi.
Goh: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
|•^•|
Chloe, looking at Ash: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
