Me: okay do you have the baking supplies
Riggy: yep
(I was helping out okay)
Me: okay first add two cups of flour, 2 tablespoons of baking powder, two eggs, wait did you change some stuff on the list?
Riggy: I only added some stuff from an old recipe
Me: okay next add 6 cups of sugar, 12 pints of ice cream?, A pack of ketchup?, Some energy drinks, a full cow!, and A DEMON!? What is this!?
Riggy: it's called devil's food cake so you need to put a demon in it
*The cake finishes baking and Riggy pulls out the cake*
Me: wow that's actually pretty amazing
Riggy: yep trust the process now all we need is the candle *puts a stick of dynamite on top of the cake instead of a candle*
Me: Riggy that's not a candle you're going to blow up the house!
*The dynamite explodes and cake is all over the kitchen*
Joe Cain in the other room: WHO DID THAT AND WHOEVER WAS RESPONSIBLE IS GOING TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY CHOCOLA. (as like sandal)
Me:*disappears*
