Hallo, niece and nephew! Uncle Roger's here to help you pick the perfect rice cooker.
Step 1: Know Your Rice
It Needs To be able to cook rice, make coffee, do your taxes and be your therapy.
Step 2: Dont buy Jamie oliver bullsheat
You bought a cheap knockoff rice cooker? Uncle Roger didn't know they made rice cookers for masochists, Haiyaa
Step 3: Dont make you neigbour angry
Your rice cooker is so loud, it's auditioning for a heavy metal band. 'Rice Cooker and the Noisy Beeps' coming soon to a kitchen near you, Haiyaa
Step 4: You need to know how to use rice cooker before wasting money, then you die
You need a degree in rocket science to figure out how to use your rice cooker. It's not NASA; it's just making rice
