Dazai :
"I should get the new grimace shake I hear it kills you which would be the perfect suicide"
McDonald worker:
Hello welcome to McDonald's how can I help you ?
Dazai:
"I would like to get the grimace shake"
McDonald worker:
Ok that will be $3-
Dazai:
"You're very pretty women would you like to commit double suicide with me?"
McDonald worker:
...what
Dazai:
"Aw is that a no?"
McDonald worker:
..sir can you just pay for the shake?
Dazai:
"Oh yes of course of much (he stole kunikida wallet)
McDonald's worker:
That will be $3.39
Dazai:
"Mk there u go"
*dazai goes into his car(he also stole that from kunikida) and drives around while drinking yhis shake but then decides to head home*
Dazai:
"Aw home sweet home"(he's actually breaking in to chuuya home)
Dazai:
"I should go take a shower"
*dazai puts his grimace shake down and
heads to the shower"
*dazai gets out of the shower to notice that the grimace shake that he got disappeared*
Dazai:
"Huh I swear I put it her-
*just then dazai hears sounds coming from the living room*
Dazai:
"Chibii is that youuu?"
Dazai:
"???hello"
*dazai comes out of the bed room to see a naked man sitting on the couch*
Dazai:
"....are chuuya new bf or sm, meh not like I care but can you put some clothes on? Hello??? What's your name Atlest"
Grimace:
My name Grimace
Dazai:
"...Ok then..um um gonna like go now uh bye 😘"
*just as dazai starts to leave the naked man to be named "grimace" runs up and blocks the door*
Dazai:
"What are you doi-"
Grimace:
"May I kiss you?"
Dazai
"HUHHH?!?!"
