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Chapter 47

The brawl with Lucius escalated into a chaotic showdown, with Y/n(Alva) and Bean facing off against this deadly adversary. Lucius, despite his malicious intent, was a formidable fighter, and the battle took on a wild and slapstick tone befitting Disenchantment's unique humor.

Lucius: (with a sinister grin) "You think you can defeat me? I've trained in the darkest arts and mastered the deadliest techniques!"

Y/n(Alva) and Bean exchanged determined glances, ready to take on this formidable foe.

Bean: (smirking) "Oh, we're not your usual adversaries, Lucius. We're worse - we're unpredictable!"

With a swift movement, Y/n(Alva) lunged forward, brandishing a sharp object, and managed to stab Lucius in the foot. Lucius howled in pain, hopping on one leg.

Lucius: (grimacing) "Curse you! My foot is my best feature!"

Bean, on the other hand, decided to employ her own unique fighting style - a punch that could shatter glass and noses alike. She swung her fist with tremendous force, landing a direct hit on Lucius's face, which resulted in a resounding crunch as his nose broke.

Lucius: (clutching his nose) "My handsome profile!"

The battle raged on, with each combatant delivering punches, kicks, and even some creative maneuvers. Herg, Vien, Arthur, and the rest of the gang were a cacophony of chaos, offering their own brand of comic relief amidst the melee.

Zog: (confused) "Who's winning? Are we winning? What's happening?"

Herg: (sarcastically) "Oh, Zog, it's just a friendly game of 'Break Lucius's Bones'! You're doing great, kid!"

The fight with Lucius continued, escalating in absurdity with each passing moment. Lucius, for all his deadly skills, found himself facing two adversaries who were not just skilled fighters but also experts in unpredictability. And in the world of Disenchantment, unpredictability was the greatest weapon of all.

As Lucius gained the upper hand, Y/n(Alva) and Bean realized they needed a clever plan to turn the tables. They sprinted away, leading Lucius deeper into the chaotic terrain of Disenchantment's absurd world. They knew that they had to outwit him rather than outfight him.

Y/n(Alva): (whispering to Bean) "Bean, we need to get creative here. Any ideas?"

Bean: (grinning) "Oh, I've got one! Let's give Lucius a taste of his own medicine, the old catapult trick!"

With a nod of agreement, they lured Lucius into a precarious position, and as he lunged at them, they activated a hidden trap, sending him catapulting through the air.

Lucius: (yelling) "This isn't how I imagined my grand exit!"

Their moment of triumph was fleeting, as an entire army closed in on them. Y/n(Alva) wasted no time; he seamlessly transitioned into action, pulling out his trusty machine gun and embarking on a relentless assault. His movements mirrored the skill and finesse of renowned action heroes like John Wick and Killer Bean.

Y/n(Alva): (firing away) "Behold, my arsenal of mayhem!"

He started with a rapid-fire burst, peppering the oncoming foes with bullets.
Swiftly, he executed a barrel roll to evade an enemy's attack, all while maintaining his relentless gunfire.
Y/n(Alva) executed a flawless headshot, dropping an opponent with pinpoint precision.
His agility was on full display as he cartwheeled away from an enemy's melee strike, seamlessly returning fire mid-air.
With lightning-fast reflexes, he tossed a smoke grenade, creating a chaotic haze that disoriented the opposition.
In a heart-stopping move, Y/n(Alva) leaped onto a nearby rooftop, continuing his barrage from a superior vantage point.
He concluded the display with a dramatic slide, his dual pistols blazing as he systematically dispatched the remaining foes.
Bean: (awestruck) "Y/n, you're like a force of nature!"