It appears that a large fest was being held right at the kingdom. Some people were coming with some presents to give to the king. Y/n and Bean were there as well. Bean was seated while Y/n was standing aside.
Herald Next to present their bountiful harvest for his majesty's blessing and immediate confiscation, he's a farmer with six teeth and she's his wife with none. Ole and Alice!
They both came forward with wheat in their hands.
Odval then whispered to Zog.
Odval: That is wheat, your highness. Wheat.
Zog: What?
Odval: Wheat.
Zog: What?
Odval: Wheat.
Zog: What?
Odval: Wheat.
Zog: What?
Odval: Wheat.
Zog: What?
Odval: Wheat.
Zog: What? Ah, I'm just screwing with you, liven things up a little. Gimme the thing, will you?
Odval then gave him some sort of staff.
Zog: Blessing to you, from your greasy hair to your filthy, ripped-up shoes.
Odval: Those are his feet, your highness.
Zog: Those are feet?
Farmer: Well, it's understandable. They are leathery. Plus, laces are holding the skin on.
Zog: Next!
Herald: Tedrick the Shepard and Daisy, the one sheep you haven't eaten yet.
A man with a sheep came right by.
Man: I made you the biggest, itchiest wool sweater I could, but if it's too snug, you can give it to your fat, wimpy son.
Zog: Eh, we'll give it to Bean. She doesn't care at all about your appearance. Bean, thank this nice creep so he'll move along.
He saw that she was gone.
Zog: Where'd she go?
Derek: She said if I told you, she's hurt, Mr.Bear.
He noticed that the bear's head was missing anyways.
Derek: What?
Zog: I only ask that girl to do two things: sit there and stay sober. And she never does neither. Gimme my damn scepter.
Zog took his staff and began swinging it all around before tossing it right away.
Next scene.
The toss of his staff was so powerful that it was able to hit right inside of the bar.
Bean: Nice toss, dad. The next round's on Zog.
The staff landed on some guy's head.
Bean: Give this guy a double.
Man: Well, aren't you sweet.
Y/n was there as well but he wasn't drinking anything because he isn't a heavy drinker.
Y/n: You know, I must say Bean, you really k is how to make your dad get all angry.
Bean: What can I say? Seeing him angry make my day.
Y/b: So, is there anything else that you have in mind other than that. I mean, I could try some things all around for you. For example, something like this.
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Richard Ayoade's Disenchantmentplace
AdventureA prince from another kingdom came to another kingdom so he could find something what is worth his time. But what he didn't count is that he's gonna venture off
