Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell. (pretending that he's in a nutshell). Help, I'm in a nutshell!
CLIPS OF "GOOD BURGER" ARE SHOWN
EG: Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell "Good Burger".
Dexter Reed: Look Ed, it's the Mondo Idiot!
Ed: Nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot!
CLIPS OF "MEN IN BLACK" ARE SHOWN
EG: Will Smith "Men in Black"
LOTS OF KIDS ARE CHEERING WILL SMITH'S PERFORMANCE
J: You know what the difference is between you and me?
J PUTS ON HIS SHADES
J: I make this look good!
CLIPS OF "TITANIC" ARE SHOWN
EG: Leonardo DiCaprio "Titanic"
Jack Dawson: I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!
CLIPS OF "FLUBBER" ARE SHOWN ALONG WITH "FATHER'S DAY" AND "GOOD WILL HUNTING"
Professor Brainard: IT'S FLUBBER!
EG: Robin Williams "Flubber" "Father's Day" and "Good Will Hunting"
Sean Maguire: You're just a kid, you don't have the fanciest idea what I'm talking about!
TRANSITION BACK TO THE PAULEY PAVILION
THE ASHLEY'S FROM "RECESS" ARE CROSSING THEIR FINGERS HOPING THAT LEONARDO DiCAPRIPO WILL WIN
Ashley A: I hope that like, Leo wins!
Ashley B: And even if he doesn't there's always next time!
Ashley Q: There's also that "Favorite Movie" award.
Ashleys: SCANDALOUS!
Pepper Ann: Oh shut up!
DREW AND ANNDI ARE WATCHING MIKA PUTTING THE CANS INTO A TRASH CAN
Drew: Okay Mika, let's show them who cleans up!
Anndi: Isn't it better to use a recycling bin?
Drew: Well we didn't get one so we're stuck with it!
MIKA PUTS THE CANS INTO THE TRASH CAN AND IT PULLS DOWN A WEIGHT THAT REVEALS A CURTAIN TO A "MEN IN BLACK" AGENT J STANDEE
Anndi: And the winner is...
Drew: WILL SMITH "MEN IN BLACK"!
WILL MAKES IT TO THE STAGE FULL OF ENERGY
LOTS OF LEO FANS CLAP EVEN IF LEO DIDN'T WIN
Trinket: Trust us, the night is young.
Will: Wow! Thank you! I have no idea what to say, but I came with this list in case of emergency.
Agent J: Man, he won! At least we can have one blimp in the MIB HQ.
Agent K: Slick, you better find a duplicator so Will can have his blimp.
Will: I would like to thank Tommy Lee Jones, Linda Fiorentino, Rip Torn, Tony Shaloub, Vincent D'Onofrio, everybody else in the cast. The composer Danny Elfman, the makeup designer Rick Baker, the visual effects team lead by Eric Brevig, the production designer Bo Welch, the writer Ed Solomon, the producers Walter F Parkes, Laurie MacDonald and Steven Spielberg, the director Barry Sonnenfeld and everybody who saw the movie! I'd also like to thank all the people who listened to my "MIB" rap, all the people who bought my new album "Big Willie Style" which put me back into rapping and I'd like to thank my lovely wife Jada Pinkett Smith!
JADA IS WATCHING IN THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDING WILL
Will: See, I made several promises last year and I kept them! I also wanna thank you for voting me "Favorite Movie Actor" and I wanna thank Nickelodeon for giving me ANOTHER blimp! KIDS RULE! I'll see ya later when I perform a rap!
ROSIE IS IN NEXT TO THE WILL SMITH STANDEE NOW WITH A PINK FEATHER BOA
Rosie: Will, you look good in pink, and so do I, I might add. But I know some guys who look EVEN BETTER in pink! They've been America's greatest rock n roll band for 25 years and they have a new album coming soon! Let's get this place jumping with AEROSMITH!
AEROSMITH PREPARES FOR THEIR BIG PERFORMANCE
Steven Tyler: Are you ready for this?
THE CROWD CHEERS
Steven: One thing is still missing, come down from the tower and give me some kid power!
TWO KIDS COME DOWN ON THE SLIDE BUT IT'S JUST HENRY AND JUNE FROM "KABLAM"
Henry: Wow! Aerosmith!
June: Hi Steven, here's that money you owed me.
Steven: I didn't owe you anything, June! It was from Mr Foot!
June: Mr Foot?
Henry: He's not here, he's in security!
June: But we have your pink hat and your feather boa!
STEVEN PUTS THEM ON
Steven: LET'S ROCK!
EVERYBODY CHEERS AND PEOPLE HEADBANG AS AEROSMITH PERFORMS "PINK"
Aerosmith: Here we go!
Pink, it's my new obsession, yeah
Pink, it's not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover (ooh)
'Cause pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink, 'cause you are so very
Pink, it's the color of passion
'Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink, it was love at first sight
Yeah, pink, when I turn out the light
And pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be alright
No matter what we do tonight
You could be my flamingo
'Cause pink is the new kinda lingo
Pink, like a deco umbrella
It's kink, but you don't ever tell her
Pink, it was love at first sight
Yeah, and pink when I turn out the light
Yeah, pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be alright
No matter what we do tonight
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
I want to be your lover
I, I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
'Cause pink, it's my favorite crayon, yeah
Pink, it was love at first sight
Yeah, pink when I turn out the light
Yeah, pink, it's like red but not quite
And I think everything is going to be alright
No matter what we do tonight
Trent: Those guys do rock.
THE NICKELODEON BLIMP FLIES BY STARTING THE FIRST TRANSITION TO THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
EG: Coming up on the Kids Choice Awards, the cast of "Mulan", Antonio Banderas, the scoop on the Hall of Fame Awards, the music of Hanson and more of the movie awards including "Favorite Movie" and "Favorite Animated Movie". Don't go away because we'll be right back!
To be continued...
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1998 Kids Choice Awards (My Version)
HumorHere's what I think would have happened at the 11th annual Kids Choice Awards
Movie Awards Part 2 plus Pink by Aerosmith
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