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•|• Lesson One •|•

Oh, fuck no. This had to be some joke, there is no way that this was happening. Tsukasa must've laced his food or something during lunch, he wouldn't put it off his brother to do such a thing.

"Should I be offended? And what's wrong with what I'm wearing? I thought it was cute..." She mumbled gesturing to the Sailor fuku uniform she adorned before hardening her gaze on him once more, fire burning within her (e.c) gems. "Wait! You're one to talk! You're a boy in the Girl's bathroom!" She shrieked pointing an accusing finger his way, catching the poor boy off guard (again).

Nope, nada, fuck to the no, not a chance, no way he is dealing with this.

"Bye."

"W-wait! I didn't mean it I swear to come back! A boy client is way cooler anyway!"

"Cool...Alright, I'm listening."

"Ahem, aside from my uh-- style choices, everything you've heard about me is true." Hanako clarified with a grin. "I grant a wish to anyone who summons me, and you, my dear, have done just that! Just please keep in mind it comes with a price, okay?"

Sometimes he regrets all his life choices, sometimes he wants nothing more than to curl up and disappear, and this girl....this girl is probably gonna be one of the main causes of that, but... anything is better than nothing.

"I'm Yugi Amane from class 1-A, and I want your help building a relationship with the one I love!" Determined golden eyes clashed with her own as he made his hasty remark. Pink tinted his pale cheeks at the mere mention of his innermost desires, however, it was far too late to take any of it back now.

Pleased with her progress the apparition slid off her hat (something he had yet to notice she wore) and dug around in it for a moment pulling out a pen and notepad. Popping off the cap he watched as she scribbled what he'd just informed her and mumbled incoherently. "Yugi, and what you want is romance. What's their name?"

"Yashiro Nene, same class as me." He rushed embarrassedly, crossing his arms with a pout.

"Eh, is that it? Where's all the juicy stuff!? What is she like? Is she cute? Nice? Smart?" She exclaimed clutching her notepad closer to her chest with hearts in her eyes.

"She's dumb and is always trying to help me, even if I don't need it...she also has huge ankles, kinda like a daikon." He replied simply, refusing to look back towards the strange ghost.

"Hmm..." She pondered for a minute glancing down at her notes. "Alright then, I'll grant your wish. Only cause you seem desperate though." She lightly teased covering her grin under a sleeve, successfully bringing his attention back to her.

"Thanks...." He mumbled with a small smile of his own, timidly making eye contact. "So how do you grant everyone's wishes? Do you have magical items?"

"Yup, in fact, I have just what you need right here!" She proudly pulled out an old tattered book. "Ta-da~! I've read it like six times now, never gets old." She passed it over in anticipation, excitement practically oozing from her pores.