Zodiacs on Crack

Detention

"You both kept SINGING!" shouted Mr Lynx

"Ah I see, very observant" said Gemini

"Want us to start?" asked Taurus

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NOOOOO!!" screamed Mr Lynx

Taurus and Gemini started laughing when Mr Lynx sighed.

"Okay, time to move on...Cancer, what did you do? Sleep again?" asked Mr Lynx

Cancer woke up groggily.

"Sleeping in class again?"

"Im tired, I-I can't help it..."

"Interesting"

"I get sleepy easily, s-sir, I didn't do a-anything" said Cancer

"I swear you're like a little baby, you even look like one too" muttered Mr Lynx

"Don't talk to her that way or I'll snap your fucking neck!" snapped Scorpio

"Scorpio, chill" said Capricorn

"Okay, sorry my bad" said Scorpio

"Wow protective much?" said Mr Lynx

"Mr Lynx is a bitch" said Pisces

"I AM NOT-Excuse me, Pisces? I heard my name" asked Mr Lynx

"I didn't say anything..." said Pisces innocently

"Pi-"

"She didn't say anything sir" said Libra quickly

"Yeah, don't accuse my smol bean like this, she never swears" said Aquarius

"I thought I heard something" said Mr Lynx

"No that was just Leo doing his girly voice" said Virgo

"HEY!!!" said Leo

"Leo, that's enough!" said Mr Lynx

"I DID N-"

"When you called Cancer a child, I think you were confusing her for Pisces" said Gemini

"Hey! Shut up..." whined Pisces

"Exactly, you mean piece of shit!" said Leo

"What's wrong with sleeping in class?" asked Scorpio

"You literally sleep as much as her" said Capricorn

"I do not!" protested Scorpio

"You both sleep too?" asked Pisces

"Sometimes...I guess..." 

"We should sleep together someday!"

"We...already do..."

"About that, what's up with you and Cancer? You both always seem to fall asleep a lot, especially Cancer because she's literally asleep right now"

"Oh, uhhh...gimme a sec-"

Scorpio nudged Cancer who woke up and rubbed her eyes.

"Hey get up, we're in detention" said Scorpio

"Oh...sorry..." grumbled Cancer

"Cancer why are you always asleep?" asked Mr Lynx

"I...have a part time job..." said Cancer

"Oh I see...but for the love of god please stay awake, you've literally slept in almost every lesson we're in, Scorpio not as much but it's still not uncommon to catch you sleeping"

"We both have part time jobs, she does some retail stuff and I do deliveries" said Scorpio

"Nuh-uh, I do hotel services" said Cancer