❝B: She's a complete bitch!❞
𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐊
(34, 6'1, January 1st, middle School teacher)
'𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑' 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐘
❝A: that is bullshit!❞
𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒
(30, 5'8, October 14th, Archivist)
𝐓𝐇𝐄 '𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆' 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌
❝It was a bartender, you two know that.❞
𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐄
(34, 6'0, June 12th, Dentist)
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓 (𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑)
❝you're literally too stupid to insult.❞
𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑
(37, December 18th, unemployed)
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅
❝Whatever happens tonight, I won't ever speak a word of it. Seriously.❞
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