flee flee the flamingo witch

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by Julieteon

by Julieteon

FLEE FLEE THE FLAMINGO WITCH

Once upon a time there was a school for magic dudes. Everyone was a particular "type" of witch/wizard, and the school was called LALALAMAGICSTUFFLAAA. "I'm a Green Witch!" said Grassy. "I'm a Sea Witch!" said watery. "I'm an eclectic witch!" said falala. "I'm a divination witch!" said future-y. "I'm a hedge witch!" said spirity. "I'm a flamingo witch!" said flee flee. Everyone laughed at flee flee. Flee flee was sad. They all made fun of her. Flee flee's crush, bobobob, was staring at her. She looked away and blushed. She had loved him since she was 3 and now she was 10. Little did she know, bobobob had loved her since he was 2. They both thought the other didn't love them tho. One day a flock of giant flamingos came to LALALAMAGICSTUFFLAAA. They started eating people and everyone was scared. Flee flee was asleep tho because it was 2 in the morning and flee flee is a very deep sleeper. Everyone around her was screaming and the school was on fire. They were going to do a fire drill but couldn't because flee flee was asleep and they couldn't sacrifice her. So they sent someone to wake her up. They sent Bobobob. He went up to flee flee's room and he poked her shyly on the shoulder. Flee flee sat bolt upright and, noticing the fire, screamed. Her scream made bobobob fall backwards, onto the fire. Bobobob screamed and burnt to death. Bobobob's last words were "Flee flee, I have always loved you". Flee flee tried to respond by saying "I've always loved you too", but got cut short just after the "always" by a loud choking sound from Bobobob. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" She screamed very loudly. Everyone was confused because they thought flee flee was still asleep and they sent another person up to wake her up. This one was her arch-enemy, flibberflop. Flee flee growled at the sight of him. She looked very scary next to the fire and the dead body. Flibberflop ran for his life and told them flee flee was indeed awake. Flee flee came running down the fancy, beautiful, glittering, flaming staircase. Everyone was scared of her because she was still holding bobobob's dead hand and dragging him along. The giant flamingos broke the roof of the school and growled at the people. Everyone was petrified with fear except for flee flee. Flee flee grabbed her staff and yelled "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos all looked at her, motionless. "FLAMINGOS!!!" again, they all continued to stare, motionless. "FLAMINGOS!!!" The flamingos were still staring. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the kids were all very confused. "FLAMINGOS!!" the teachers were confused too. "FLAMINGOS!!!" flee flee was looking at the flamingos. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos were looking at flee flee. "FLAMINGOS!!!" The flamingos continued to stare. "FLAMINGOS!!!" Flee flee shouted, loud enough for the flamingos to hear. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the kids were confused and starting to get bored. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos continued to stare intently at flee flee. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos still hadn't moved. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the teachers were getting bored. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos were still motionless, as was everybody else. "FLAMINGOS!!1" everyone was very bored at this point. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the rest of the school was burning down. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos were still staring intently. "FLAMINGOS!!!" ok now everyone just thought this was getting ridiculous. "FLAMINGOS!!!" flee flee was still focused on the flamingos and her staff. "FLAMINGOS!!!" a new kid came into the burning school just like 'hey, what did i miss' and nearly got hit with a flaming rock thrown by none other than the principal, mr. blahblahblah. "FLAMINGOS!!!" at this point everyone else just starting whispering to eachother. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos were, still, standing motionless and staring intently at flee flee. "FLAMINGOS!!!" at this point everyone was annoyed and just wanted flee flee to stop even if they all got eaten. "FLAMINGOS!!!" flee flee yelled. "SHUT YO MOUF!!!" yelled another kid. A flamingo ate him. Everyone resumed being silent. Flee flee glared at the spot he had been. "FLAMINGOS!!!" the flamingos looked back at flee flee and not at mr. rude face. "FLAMINGOS!!!" all the kids/teachers were still silent. And bored. One went off to the flaming cafeteria to get a snack and almost got hit with another flying rock thrown by mr. blahblahblah. "FLAMINGOS!!" everyone was extremely bored at this point. "FLAMINGOS!!! HI HI!!!" there was a chorus of "hi" from the flamingos. "FLAMINGOS!!!! FLY FLY!!!" all of the flamingos lifted off the ground and into the air, flapping their wings. "FLAMINGOS!!! BYE BYE!!!" there was a chorus of "bye" from the flamingos, and then they all flew away. Everyone cheered. Flee flee was happy and then she remembered that bobobob was dead and she was sad. Grassy came up to her saying "hi im not dead thank u sowwy". And she walked away and flee flee was confused. Flee flee wanted to know who had sent the flamingo army, since she had been away for at least 10 years now, at least. Flee flee, staring at bobobob's dead body, said, in a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very demonic voice, "I am queen flappy of the flamingos and I will get revenge on whoever sent the Flamingo Army without asking me first." the end

EXTRAS:

The story of when flee flee fell in love with bobobob.

Once upon a time flee flee was 3 years old and she spilled her bowl of magic crystal sand and she started crying and 3 year old bobobob gave 3 year old flee flee his bowl of magic crystal sand and then flee flee looked at him and fell in love and she was in love with him until she was 10 and he died. The end.

The story of when bobobob fell in love with flee flee.

Once upon a time bobobob was 2 years old and he saw 2 year old flee flee across the room crying because she broke a clear crystal jar (flee flee was an emotional child) and he crawled across the room and hit her on the head with his crystal Jar and it shattered and she started crying even harder (as i said shes emotional) and bobobob thought 2 year old flee flee liked being hit on the head so he stole 2 year old watery's crystal jar and hit flee flee again on the head and she started crying even harder (again, emotional) and then he stole Future-y's jar and hit flee flee again and then he stole falala's jar and hit flee flee and then he stole spirity's jar and hit flee flee again and at this point she was crying so hard (ugh shes so emotional) and then mr. blahblahblah came over and told bobobob to stop because flee flee 'evidently didn't like it' but of course she did thought bobobob and then he thought that meant everyone liked it and so he stole the only jar left (Grassy's) and hit mr. blahblahblah with it and since then bobobob has had both mental therapy and a crush on flee flee. The end.