(helluva boss+paw patrol)evil

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This time, I refuse.

he stomps as he glares at his boyfriend.

ryder:

If you bite my hand again

I will never feed you, you can call me evil.

he shrugs as he kicks some dust into his boyfriend face, which causes him to cough.

ryder:

Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend

I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited.

he pretends to look sad, but he rolls his eyes and smirks.

ryder:

Took me way too long to put this to bed

Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil

Evil, evil, evil.

he has flashbacks of when he first met his boyfriend, he was only 11 years old, he was a very naive kid.

ryder:

Remember when you smiled right to my face?

As all my little tears of oxalate.

he pretends to make a hand signal that he was crying, but he wasn't.

ryder:

They made a shape, revealed a snake.

then he pulled his sleeve down, revealing a snake tattoo, making barbie jaw drop, fizz and blitz pales, realizing that barbie will probably kill them later on.

ryder:

Now I'm stop-drop rollin' over all your jokes

Every time you tell a lie I'm prayin' that you choke

Should've listened to the signs and the horoscopes.

he points at the sky, it was dark to make things more dramatic.

ryder:

Hope you never cope, hope you slip on soap

Crack your head like an egg, wanna see the yolk

You are such a hoax.

he pulls a lever, which causes a lot of eggs to be thrown at his boyfriend face/

ryder:

No, I never knew what it meant

What it meant to be content with you

Everything I expressed, I professed

It never quite made it through

Said it's all in my head, all in my head

Whenever I spoke my truth

No, I won't defend you to all my friends

This time, I refuse.

his boyfriend was glaring at him, but ryder didn't care about him anymore.

ryder:

If you bite my hand again

I will never feed you, you can call me evil

Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend

I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited.

he frowns remembering when his boyfriend hit him, he didn't like the pain at all, but he was slowly getting used to it when his mother's found out what happened to him.

ryder:

Took me way too long to put this to bed

Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil.

then he stomps again, flashing lights appear and surrounds him.

he was secretly using magic, but no one needed to know that.

ryder:

If you bite my hand again

I will never feed you, you can call me evil

Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend

I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited

Took me way too long to put this to bed

Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil

Evil, evil, evil, evil

Evil, evil, evil, evil

Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil.

the concert ends, ryder walks down and glares at his boyfriend.

ryder: we are over.

boy: you can't do this to me! i thought we were a good couple!

ryder: well we aren't, you hear me, we aren't!

he storms off.

meanwhile, with the helluva boss cast.

barbie: WHY DOES MY SON HAVE A TATTOO?!

fizz: it isn't my fault!

blitz: it is your fault!

they both started to fight each other, barbie joins the fight.

verosika: we should probably stop them.

stolas: good idea.

verosika: but blitz and fizz also deserve this.

ozzie: ya, but who let him have a tattoo?

they all shrugged.

stolas: he is pretty young, too young to have tattoos.

fizz: it's a fake one! it can be washed off! so relax! it's to make things a lot more dramatic! you know how i love to make things more dramatic!

ozzie: he has a point there.

verosika:'facepalms'

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