[NO ONE'S POV]
Everyone in the Uppermoon household knows dang well that Douma is the earliest bird, but once when he woke up 5 minutes late, a disaster occurred. Kokushibo woke up and rubbed his eyes before sitting up straight. He tied his hair into a bun and looked beside him
Kokushibo [POV] : Nakime is still asleep, Kotoha is too...Douma must be up- wait a damn second.
Kokushibo felt an arm around his waist and he looked aside to see Douma tucked in bed. "He's STILL asleep?! How!?" Koku thought and then;
Kokushibo [POV] : Wait! if Douma's asleep...So is everyone else! that means the whole house is mine for 3 more hours!
Thinking this he carefully took Douma's arm off him and scrambled out the bed while making a weird gremlin noise. Kokushibo checked his watch, 5:12, he still had a lot of time to roam around the house but he still checked everyone's room to be sure no one was awake. He carefully went through the last room as it was Muzan's and he knew he would die for sure because he was about to commit an immortal sin...Kokushibo jumped down the staircase and winced as he looked up, no one was awoken! "Yes..." he slowly said and raced in the kitchen and opened the top cupboard. "Thats the prize!" Roasted coffee beans! That was the item Muzan kept for them as a prize [I know that its not a big prize but have you ever tasted 'em!? there DELICIOUS and truly heavenly when drank with french toast!]
Kokushibo : I hope Muzan-sama won't mind tho but WHO CARES-
He grabbed the can and took out the bean grinder. he took a deep breath and rotated the handle at full speed then poured the fine powder into the coffee maker and poured it out. Just as he was about to take a sip;
Douma : koku? what are you drinking?....
DOUMA was right
Douma : What are you doing so early in the morning koku?...
Kokushibo : Uhhhhhh...Tea
Douma : Tea?...Why are you standing next to the coffee maker then?
Koku : I-uh-I'm just standing here?
Douma : Ok?
With that, Douma left and Kokushibo sighed in relief. He then looked at his cup and just as he was about to take a sip, the bamboo sliding door behind him flew out making Koku's hair jolt like a cat.
Muzan : YOU! YOUR DRINKING MY COFFEE!? AREN'T YOU!?
Koku : Where did you come from-
Muzan : ANSWER the question KOKUSHIBO!
Kokushibo : Oh no...
[-Meanwhile-]
Douma was in the bathroom drowzily brushing his teeth when he heard someone rumble down the stairs and crash into the wall, then, the bathroom door swung open
Douma : GYOKKO HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PRIVACY-
Gyokko : No time for that D! Your husband's in DANGER! GRAVE DANGER!
Douma : Wha?
Gyokko : Kokushibo san drank Muzan's coffee! He's after his throat now!
Douma : BRUH WHAT-
Douma ran out the bathroom and looked all around the house and then went to the backyard to see Muzan standing under the cherry tree they have and looked up to see Kokushibo hanging on a branch for dear life
