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Get Pranked! (Failed)

Y/n: *Reading on the couch*

Clones: *Just chilling*

Karaku: *Comes down stairs* Morning everyone! And good morning to you beautiful~ *Kisses your cheek*

Y/n: Morning *In a male voice*

Clones: ...

Y/n: What?

Karaku: Why's your voice like that..

Y/n: Huh- oh shit-

Urogi: What?-

Y/n: *Sighs* I guess it's time yall need to know..

Clones: ???

Y/n: ...I'm a boy..

Clones: ...

Y/n: ...

Zohakuten: Nah I'm out of here *Gets out of the room*

Urogi: Stop the cap yo..

Y/n: It's true..

Karaku: Stop capping us Y/n..

Y/n: It's true I'm a..man..

Sekido: Y/n don't this to us..we have been together for 10 years now..

Y/n: I know..

Aizetsu: ...are you really a boy..

Y/n: ...Yes..

Clones: ...

Urogi: So your saying...that your boobies were..fake..?

Y/n: Yes..they're fake...

Urogi: ....*Eagle crying noises*

Y/n: I'm sorry Urogi..

Urogi: *Sniff sniff* THEY WERE SO SOFT AND SQUISHY HOW COULD THEY BE FAKE?????

Karaku: Does that mean...you have a dick..?

Y/n: Yup

Karaku: ....

Y/n: ...

Karaku: How long is it?

Y/n: Ayo what-

Aizetsu: Karaku-

Urogi: Oh yea good question-

Sekido: What the fuck-

Karaku: I MEAN- I'M JUST CURIOUS-

Sekido: BITCH WHY THE FUCK YOU CURIOUS ABOUT THAT

Karaku: I MEAN- I'M FINE WITH Y/N BEING A BOY I JUST WANNA KNOW ON HOW LONG IS HIS DICK-

Y/n: I-

Aizetsu: *Brain crashing*

Urogi: Y/n how long is your dick-

Y/n: Uhhhhh...18?-

Clones: *Looks at you* 18?!?

Zohakuten: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY JUST SAY?!?

Karaku: 18!!!

Zohakuten: FUCKING 18?!?!? OK YALL FUCKING HANDLE THIS I'M OUT OF THIS HOUSE!! LAWD I'M STILL A CHILD AND I'M BRINGING GRAMPS WITH ME *Leaves the house*

Karaku: BITCH YOU HAVE BEEN CARRYING A MONSTER BETWEEN YOUR LEGS-

Sekido: HOW THE FUCK-

Aizetsu: I am lost for words..

Urogi: WAIT- SO YOURS IS LONGER THAN OURS-

Karaku: *Checks his pants* ...we only have 13 inches..

Urogi: ...

Karaku and Urogi: *Hugs each other and cries* WE HAVE BEEN CARRYING SAUSAGES 😭😭

Sekido: I refuse to believe this..

Aizetsu: I don't know what to do now..

Y/n: Oh Lord what have I done-

Karaku and Urogi: WE GOT SAUSAGE DICKS WAHHHHHHHH

Y/n: It's a prank guys-

Clones: What..

Zohakuten: Ayo what- *Outside of the window*

Y/n: It was just a prank-

Clones: ...

Y/n: ...

Karaku: So you don't have 18 inch..?

Y/n: Yes I have a pussy-

Urogi: And your boobies are real..?

Y/n: Yes my boobs are real..

Karaku and Urogi: Oh thank the lawds..

Y/n: Yeaaaa-

Sekido: Y/n I swear to god I was this close on exploding my head..

Y/n: Sorry-

Aizetsu: *Brain still crashing*

Y/n: You ok-

Aizetsu: No..

Y/n: Ok-