The Eighth Member (Sidemen x reader)

Sidemen Come Dine With Me

"Hello recruits." Josh greeted us with a grave, gravelly voice. "And welcome to your mission today." He continued. "I'm your Captain, Captain Zerkaa." Josh introduced himself. "Joined with..."

"Captain Behzinga." Ethan introduced himself with the same grave and gravelly voice Josh was using.

"If you'll come with us we'll get you your food training." Josh motioned out into the hallway.

I frowned but stood up nonetheless, slipping my phone into the back pocket of my jeans. Vik and Harry stood up after me, but Tobi wasn't budging. The two boys followed our host's towards the hallway but I stopped to force Tobi up off the couch.

"I just wanted to eat in peace." Tobi told me as I pulled him to stand up with me. "I just wanted to eat in peace."

"This is the Sidemen channel, your expectations were wrong." I told him straight. I chuckled, and wrapped my arm around his waist to get him to move out into the hallway with me, following the other boys and our hosts.

"I'm blaming you for this, Kon." Tobi said, turning around and pointing an accusatory finger at the camera man behind us. I rolled my eyes and dropped my arm from his waist when we stepped into the hallway.

"Oh, mate, I'm not going in there first." Harry complained.

"Keep low." Josh or should I say Captain Zerkaa informed us all. Following his instructions we all bent over a tad, bending our knees so we were lower. "Keep low. We've gotta keep low."

"Check your corners." Ethan spoke up from the kitchen, spinning around and pointing his gun where his sofa normally was.

"Every corner, be careful, gotta watch your back as well."

"What is going on?" I softly chuckled, bobbing slightly lower to the ground.

"Watch the six." Josh instructed standing up straight he waved his hand down the hallway wanting someone to walk backwards. I glanced over my shoulder at Tobi since he was holding up the tail of our group so it should be his job. He had already turned around glancing between the two walls behind us. "Who the fuck is watching the six?"

"I'm watching the six, I'm watching the six." Tobi told him.

"Alright, now come in here." Ethan waved us forward. I heard Harry gasp at whatever sight he was met with but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, it sounded like a happy gasp. "Come in, recruits."

"Come in, you come in." Josh continued to wave us in. Both of our hosts then got distracted by Harry and Vik as they arrived in the main space for our dinner tonight, so I stood up properly, my legs becoming stiff from crouch walking. "We've got to get you trained up and ready."

My eyes widened when I rounded the corner to see what the boys had cooked up for us tonight. I now knew that Harry's gasp was most undoubtedly a happy one. Ethan's dining table was placed where his couch normally would be, it was covered in cameo place settings with a large monitor at both ends. The TV was playing Modern Warfare background music. And a pile of stuff that had been pushed up against the far window was draped in an army cameo dressing to disguise it. This looked sick.

"So, first off you get your hat." Josh said as Ethan held up a cameo cap that matched his own for Harry to plop on his head.

"Yes." Harry cheered quietly, fixing the hat onto his head.

"You get your hat as well." Josh said, passing Vik a cameo beanie with a flashlight stitched on at the front.

"Here's your hat." Ethan gained my attention holding out a bucket hat that matched Josh's to me.