OJPRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
When tragedy strikes the people of Safehaven, how will a newly-wed couple find a way to save the people they love?
WRITTEN BY: Olive and Julian
Have you ever gotten married, but right as you were about to do the thing (kiss) you got interrupted by your wife's ex situationship slash best friend slash ex babysitter slash discord kitten master, but right as they were about to object a plane piloted by the mascot of a minor corporation crashed into your wedding venue? You might know me as pilk pilk, but my name is Julian. And my life? Well. It's pretty cray cray...
(flashback to a little bit before the wedding but only a little bit but not like a little little bit but sort of still a little bit without being a little bit)
"Julian!" I hear Funky (of kong fame) call from the hallway. Funky lets herself into the bridal suite, gasping as she sees my beautiful dress falling over my small petite tiny girl frame. I am only 4'2, by the way. I am petitie and tiny and small if you didnt know. Teehee 😋 [i hate all gay people -julian]
"You like it babygirl?" I say sexily, doing a little twirl. A little sexy twirl. A sexy little twirl. ;)
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my sexy dress that i did a sexy twirl in
"Not anymore" she says, leaving. "See you never major loser. or i guess in like 5 minutes since youre getting married. Ugh"
( 5 minutes later)
I can't believe i'm getting married right now! As I walk into the outdoor area in which this wedding is going to be held, I look up at the gorgeous towers at the venue, which represent Quizup and Safehaven. Some people have some nickname for them i cant think fo it though i think itweas like the twin towers idk though. N e wayzzz!
It's a beautiful autumn day in September, and the leaves are a gorgeous red abnd orange and piss yellow. It is almost mid September, i think its the elevbenth but idk, i was never good with dates teehee.
I see my gorgeous sexy attractive cute handsome pretty hot appealing charming beautiful seductive enchanting alluring fiance and wife to be olive standing at the end of the aisle wearing the sexiest outfit ive ever seen
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(this is my fiance wife's sexy outift)
I greet olives mom at my end of the aisle. she doesnt say anything because she is a jar. i drag her down the aisle by a piece of twine that i had funky tie to the neck earlier so even thoguh SHE is supposed to be th eone walkign ME down the freaking aisle i guess i still get to walk down with her or something fuck this fucking wedding i am going to fucking.
