Tale of Three (Script)

Scene 9

Ani- No but I was wondering what you are going to do?

Fade- She really likes my earrings so I was going to let her pick some and pierce her ears.

Ani- Nice she would love that.

Fade- I would see if she likes you. I think she's with Boom.

Ani- I can see how your boy crush feels.

Fade- You do that and you die.

Ani- Fine fine I won't. But thank you for this.

Fade- Ya sure whatever.

*Leaves the room*

Sarah- Wait you don't know?

Archer- No I don't why not ask them.

Sarah- Well I feel a little scared.

Boomer- Fade might be in a bad mood but he won't do shit. He's all bark no bite when it comes to women.

Archer- Ya but not to men. He made us run around the castle twice, my legs still hurt.

Sarah- Did he really?

Archer- Ya and when we slowed down he would send our fears after us. That kid was ruthless.

Boomer- Hey I noticed you call Fade kid a lot? Why?

Sarah- Isn't Fade 25 that makes Archer older than him by 6 years.

Boomer- No we just say that.

Archer- How old are all of you?

Boomer- Well we are all in about 40-50's if that helps.

Archer- Are you kidding me?

Boomer- No we are immortals, so we stopped aging.

Sarah- What are your exact ages?

Boomer- Would that change the feelings you two have for them?

Archer- I don't think so, but never met an immortal.

Sarah- That proves that you are actually Demi-Gods.

Boomer- Yes so praise us more.

Archer- *Giggle* Yes your almighty lord.

Sarah- *laughs harder* Oh my no.

Boomer- Well lets see. I was 22 when I came to your kingdom, been king for about five years, and lived in the Forge village for about 20 years. So that would make me 47, Fade 50 and Ani 49 if I did my math right. And that would make Ani 29 years older than you Sarah and Fade 19 years older than Archer. So technically you're the kid and not him.

Sarah- But that means that you stopped aging when you were in your twenties. I am so jealous.

Boomer- Hell no this sucks think about this I forever look like a kid while you two look like an adult. You know what they call me, I really need to know who started that name.

Archer- But your height should be fine to tell them otherwise.

Boomer- I am 6'2 and you are 7'0 even. How is that fine?

Archer- Actually I am 7'3 but close enough. It's better than Fade's height.

Sarah- How tall is Fade anyways?

Fade- 6'0 even. Why do you ask?

Sarah- Oh... Sorry I didn't see you there.

Fade- Just showed up. Oh and I started that name for ya.