Tale of Three (Script)

Scene 2

*Animellia is walking home until she was hit by lighting*

Animellia- *slowly waking up* well this doesn't look like my God.

God- *Tapping his hands on his legs* Well this is not the human I was aiming for.

Both Animellia and God- This is awkward.

God-Well this is very awkward... *Clear his throat.* You are not the person I was aiming for and I can't send you back to the world you came from.

Animellia- *In a surprisingly calm voice* You killed me because you got a bad aim?

Narrator- The god looks away out of embarrassment. Not knowing that even though he messed up this was going to be the worst time of his eternal life. He just killed the best con-woman and the worst person in history. She will make him regret for the next 30 minutes for killing her.

Animellia- You better have a good deal for me if you don't want to be known as the god of terrible aim.

Narrator- And so it begins.

God-Well yes I do, I will grant you a power that only you can use in this new world.

Narrator- That will not be enough to please this Devil.

God- And you can bring one item into this world.

Narrator- He would regret saying this line. He thinks that Animellia is a good person and will bring a pet or her favorite item but he is off by a whole world. For two reasons, one for thinking that she is a good person and two for thinking that she is a normal human. Animellia is the Devil when it comes to making deals bad for the other side but beneficial for her. But he will soon find this out the hard way.

Animellia- I would like you to bring my friends.

God- I'm sorry, WHAT?

Animellia- Is there a problem with my request? I said I would like my friends and that power I would like is the power to give others powers.

God- No, well yes, you do know by calling them here you will be killing them, right?

Animellia- Okay and your point is?

God- They will die, forever, no longer part of that world. Whoever they are dating or married to won't come with them. Their lives in that world will be over permanently.

Animellia- So, are you going to do it or not? Oh and make the dumb one look like his third year in highschool. And the one that looks like he will kill you look like he is in his second year in highschool. He would hate it. *Smile growing bigger just thinking about it* Oh and for me I want to look like this, and give them powers like me.

God- Ummm... that's not the deal I said. I said 'one item into this world,' not two, plus it's harder because I will have to kill them just to bring them here. And split my power into three parts other than one.

Narrator- Not realizing he is playing into her hands. He would not win this fight, but good job for trying, I give you the respect for trying not to please the reincarnation of the Devil. But Animellia pulls out the wild card that she has been dying to use against this God. Let's see if it works.

Animellia- So I guess I'm telling my friends that you messed up and killed me. And you will have to hear it twice and get yelled at or hit twice. Not to mention how is my "God" going to handle the fact that you killed me. So if you're fine with that then I am to...