Another day of punching trees and killing bees. Well, maybe not killing bees. "Bees" rhymes with "trees" and it just sounded better that way.
Steve (from Minecraft) was sitting on the blocky grass (it's Minecraft) wondering what he should craft next (you know, because mineCRAFT) to add to his square wooden plank house.
Steve was a simple and violent man, taking literally whatever he could get his hands on.
'Twas the life of the block man. Until Jesus, arrived of course.
