Ydris x Onceler

First encounter

Ydris was laying in his bed, half naked, when he got a notificaitom on his cellphone. he pressed the home button and a news website came up.

"the thneed is all you need!" read Ydris out loud, he liked the pink aesthetics of the page, it fitted his evil backstory of being from pandoria and stuff, he swiped down. 

"AWOOOGA" he screamed, alerting the clown, who has been under the blanket this whole time.

"who is this hot ?" he thought (the clown) as he crawled out from the blanket and under the bed. Ydris put on his pants, "I'll be back pookie, I have to see something for myself" he said, slamming the door of his apartment.

-In big city-

Everyone looked silly, they were dancing around waving the pink clothing piece around, they were so excited they could hardly keep it in their pants. Ydris paid them no mind and went searching for the thneed building, where all the thneed people are. 

It was hard not to notice the huge pink fuzzy building that had the words "THNEED BUILDING" on it, Ydris thought it might be worth a try. 

He opened the door and saw a lot of people, dressed elegantly hurrying from one door to another, holding huge piles of papers. Ydris began to feel self-cpnscious because of his over-the-top tophat and purple coat. He went to the information desk.

"Oi bruv you canny be worin that top hat oi" - laughed the woman at the desk, shining her golden teeth. Suddenly everyone turned around and laughed at Ydri widri. 

All this commotion caused a door to swing wide open, and silence fell upon the building. A green, tall figure stepped out of the door, wearing a top hat. He made his way into the light and as his face was revealed Ydris became excited ( DWON THERE :O). 

"who is this?" said the figure, strumming his guitar along with every word.

"idfk"

Ydris blushed hard as he observed the man, he wished to be the guitar, lying helplessl y in his arms. 

"Meet me in my office" with that, the greenie weenie turned around, in the direction of the door he came from, Ydris followed after him. He would be terrified, but this man was so hot, he wanted to hit that booty.

the green man sat down in his chair

"People call me, the Onceler"

brb