Sam:
Hi I'm Samuel Golbach, my roommates call me Sam, or Sammy,
I like Sammy better, I don't know why, it just fits right,
So I'm 20, living in La, with roommates called Corey, Jake, Elton and Colby...
You're probably wandering why I said Colby weirdly,
Well he's a devil and I'm an Angel, he told me that when we became friends, well, I didn't tell him that I'm an Angel in case he wants to kill me, but it's pretty obvious that I am, with the blonde hair, soft colors for my clothing,
And Colby is always in a dark room, his LED lights turn to a dark red, his bed, wallpaper, etc
It's creepy but cool, why am I talking about colby and not myself? Oh my god.
I'm totally not a simp!
I swear.
