Filthy ; DM + LB ; 2024 Rewritten

S N O T T Y

Pansy appeared on the verge of anger-induced tears, but before any could escape her welled-up eyes, she snatched the rest of her belongings and stormed out of my room, forcefully slamming the door behind her. I scoffed, resuming my teeth brushing.

After completing my morning routine, which included brushing my teeth, taking a refreshing shower, shaving, and carefully styling my hair, Blaise burst into the room, his laughter filling the air.

"Oi," Blaise managed to say between fits of laughter. "You've got Pans telling everyone you have erectile dysfunction."

I let out a dry chuckle in response to the absurdity. "Oh, but if I went around telling everyone that she uses teeth while she sucks me off, suddenly I'd be the villain."

Blaise's eyes widened, shaking his head in disbelief. "You two are really done, huh?"

I looked at myself in the mirror behind our dormitory door, adjusting my tie. I gaze down at my hands and took notice of my rings. "I want absolutely nothing to do with Pansy Parkinson. She's an embarrassment, self-destructive, and her moans are downright dreadful."

Blaise sucks in sharply at my comment. "I've heard about the obnoxious moaning, I just wasn't sure that rumor was true.

I cocked my brow at him in confusion. "There are others saying the same thing?"

"Yeah," Blaise answered. "The same thing.

I raised my eyebrows. "I didn't know there were others."

"There's a whole ton."

We exchanged a silent, almost skeptical look, before both shrugging it off.

"Did Lorenzo not return last night?" Blaise queried, glancing at Lorenzo's well-kept four-post bed. 

"No," I replied. "Did you study for the exam?"

"Does it look like I study?"

"Fair enough."

Gathering my wand and textbooks, and getting ready for an upcoming exam, I asked, "What was served for breakfast? I missed it because I was clearly too occupied with Pansy."

Together, we exited the dormitory, making our way down the corridor. A somber atmosphere seemed to surround us, and the air felt unusually still. "The usual," came the response. "Eggs, bacon, sausages, baked beans, grilled tomatoes, toast, porridge, and fruit."

At the mention of those foods spread across the breakfast table, my stomach growled in longing. I'd much rather have a satisfying breakfast in the morning than endure dull sexual intercourse with Pansy.

As Blaise and I strolled side by side, a line of students formed outside our Transfigurations class. I noticed Onyx, Lucille, and Lorenzo standing together. Blaise and I approached the trio, and that's when I noticed Lucille's smile quickly fading. She glanced down at the ground, avoiding eye contact. There was something off about her demeanor, and I couldn't help but feel a hint of sympathy.

Lorenzo greeted us with his usual cheerfulness, jokingly cupping my face. Disgust immediately etched onto my face as I swatted his hand away. He chuckled, clearly amused by my reaction. "Did you have a fantastic night's sleep, my beautiful blonde? How about an equally great morning?"

"I've already heard about the rumor, Lorenzo," I replied in a low voice. I shot Lucille a look of mild disappointment. "You can thank Grange for that."

A conniving smirk replaced Lucille's flat depression as she locked eyes with me. "Oh, isn't that just Draco Malfoy lore?"

"Very funny," I retorted sarcastically. Turning to Onyx, I suggested, "Onyx, you should ask your Ravenclaw friend, Padma, if there's any truth to it."

As our small group processed the revelation, each of them wore widened eyes, clearly taken aback by the news. However, I couldn't help but sport a smirk.