KILL LA KILL ( male reader story)

Popping

Y/n: so uh we going talk about the fact you knew I was in that machine and didn't give me out

Aikiro: no cause Ryuko needed to find you, not me

Y/n: Man how long back was that

Aikiro: one maybe two months ago

Y/n: I had a milf on hold for four years and you didn't wake me up so I can go hit it from the back

Aikiro: well I have nothing to do with you're lust

Y/n: my lust I lust this foot up your ass

Ryuko: huh and to think I needed you I had y/n this entire time

Y/n: I don't know much about Kamui's

Ryuko: you don't

Y/n: no I just know what they are

Ryuko: so I do need you

Aikiro: huh know you will but don't blow my cover if you need a connection do it when you're safe

Y/n: ha let's get going

Ryuko: hold on I gotta last question why does Senketu's turn into a girly belted kinky bikini

Aikiro: guessing that you're father was into that

Ryuko: you're joking

Aikiro: I am I honestly do not have any idea there's a lot I don't understand about the Kamui you just have to find out by yourself

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Barzo: hurry up son the better we zoom to the bed of electric bills

Mataro: yeah that's smart Dad

Y/n: uhh so um later

Ryuko: oh I thought you were staying over tonight

Y/n: I could if you wanted me to

Ryuko: yeah

Y/n: ok sure let me get dressed tho

Y/n walked inside the bathroom closing the wooden door behind him just to hear it open

Y/n: what the hell

Mako, Sukuyo, and a little bit of Ryoko were all staring
At him

Sukuyo: well continue

Y/n: um not sure if I could

Mako: he has men's boobs

Y/n covered his chest

Y/n: men have boobs problems too

Mako: how do you cover them

Mako Poke at his chest

Y/n: oh okay mako best to get out now

Mako: but they're so soft

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Ryuko: "yawns"

Y/n: didn't get any sleep

Ryuko: no because Mako kept talking about boobs