[Spidey's phone rings.]
Spider-Man: Hm. It's Mr. Li. Hello?
"Was he....you know, bad, when this was happening?" Miles asked
"Probably."
Martin Li: Peter, it's Martin Li. I just wanted to let you know we need a little extra time to get set for May's party-- I guess the cake delivery is stuck in traffic.
Spider-Man: Oh, sure thing. Just let me know when you're ready and I'll swing by.
"Wow, thinking about the amount of times you said stuff like that to me, how did I not know you were Spider-Man sooner?" Mary Jane asked
Martin Li: Great. Talk to you soon.
[He hung up. He got next call in the middle of fighting.]
Spider-Man: Hi, Mr. Muggins. If this is about the rent --
Landlord: Mr. Parker. This call serves as your third and final warning. Eviction proceedings-
Spider-Man: Wait! I get paid end of the week, I can --
Thug: Was that a rat?
Thug: Come on!
Landlord: Eviction proceedings will start Friday unless full payment IS received by close of business. Good day.
"Asshole" Tony blurted out
Thug: He's hurt!
Thug: This was supposed to be an easy pull!
Woman: Let 'em have it, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: (on the phone) Hi, Mister Li.
Martin Li: Hey Peter, we're all set for the party, whenever you're ready.
Spider-Man: Cool! I'm on my way.
[Spidey swings to F.E.A.S.T.]
Peter: Mr. Li is probably in the kitchen, getting ready for the party.
[He sees some homeless playing chess.]
Cam: Hey, Peter.
Peter: Hey guys, how's the game going?
Cam: How's it look like it's going? I'm winning.
Eileen: Get this guy checked for dementia, Pete. I'm crushing him.
Peter: Well, the important thing is having fun.
Eileen: I have a lot of fun whooping his ass.
Cam: In your dreams, crazy lady. Want a game, Pete? We play for peanuts.
Peter: Too rich for my blood, I'll leave you to it.
Ernie: Hey, Peter, what's up?
Peter: Just dropping in. Hey. Martin, so sorry I'm late.
Martin Li: You're right on time. Just keep her distracted while we get everything ready.
Peter: You got it. Hey, there's my favourite aunt... do you need help with anything?
Aunt May: Peter! What a nice surprise. Uh, yeah, sure. Oh, there are some heavy boxes in --
Peter: NO! No, no! I mean, I mean... not yet. I mean. I came to, uh, I just wanted to talk.
"Real smooth."
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Marvel Heroes React To.... Spider-Man PS4 (Cancelled)
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