Chapter 35: Barbecue and Daybreak

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*insert SpongeBob narrarator*
Seven days later..

"CAW CAW, BITCH! REPORT TO THE UBUYASHIKI ESTATE! EMERGENCY PILLAR MEETING!"

"WhAT THE FUCK? ITS 7 IN THE MORNING, CHILL! gAWH DAYUM!"

"CAWW! FUCK YOU, BITCH!" The mofo of a crow starts to poke my eye in attempt to wake me up from my peaceful slumber.

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Nine figures sit down in a large room awaiting for the master's arrival. A man with white hair (lmao old) and covered with scars speak up,

"Ahh.. I envy you guys, dammit. Why can't I bump into uppermoons?"

Wind Pillar: Shinazugawa Sanemi

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A man with shoulder-length black hair, bandages around his mouth, and an albino spotted garden eel (snake) wrapped around his neck replies,
"It's not like people bump into them all the time. But how are you doing, Kanroji, Togata, Tokito?"

Serpent Hashira: Iguro Obanai

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A young woman with bright pink and green hair with bandages wrapped around her head chirps,
"Oh! Yeah! Yes! I'm feeling a lot better!"

Love Hashira: Kanroji Mitsuri

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A very young (piss baby) male with long black hair with teal-colored tips tiredly replies,
"I... am not at full strength yet."

Mist Hashira: Tokito Muichiro

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The former Hero-in-training finally pays attention after her name being called,
"Uhh yeah, I guess I'm alive."

Snow Hashira: Togata Y/N

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A very muscular blind man with tears streaming down his face comments,
"If we lose any more Hashira, the Demon Slaying Corps will be in trouble.. But defeating 2 uppermoons without a casualty is very noble indeed.."

Stone Hashira: Himejima Gyomei

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A man with hair and a personality that resembles flames yells due to being deaf as fuck,
"UMU! I AGREE! I MAY RETIRE SOON. MY BATTLE WITH UPPERMOON 3 LEFT ME QUITE UNQUALIFIED FOR THIS POSITION!"

Flame Hashira: Rengoku Kyojuro

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A petit woman with a butterfly clip inquires the three hashiras,
"You three recovered surprisingly quickly from this. Did anything happen?"

Insect Hashira: Kocho Shinobu

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A man with a mismatched haori and a stoic expression decides to talk for once.
"Oyakata-sama probably wants to talk to us about everything, including this."

Water Hashira: Tomioka Giyuu

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A young woman with white hair in a kimono enters the room with a white-haired child and a black-haired child, "I'm very sorry for the wait. For our pillar meeting today, I, Ubuyashiki Amane will be attending in place of Ubuyashiki Kagaya."

(Oh god she's hot)

What?? I'm a simp. The wife is hot.

The highly-respected wife of the master bows, "Right now, the disease affecting our Master Kagaya has gotten worse. And he sends his apologies for being unable to attend this meeting in front of you all."

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