Titanic 2 the romance no one saw cuming!

part 1

It had been three days, the submarine was lost, probably forever. It ran out of oxygen. Everyone died... we think, or what we were told to think. It's now a day after the submarine ran out of oxygen.. And something was spotted in the middle of the ocean... It was a door. A random door with five people. The missing people. They're alive and safe. But where's the submarine you might be asking. Well you simple little reeder i'm about to tell you.

Right before the submarine ran out of oxygen the rich fucks were able to get away. Another stupid rich fucks ghost wanted to save the crashing economy and leave it sinking much like the titanic did. So the people are safe and whatever, no wait nevermind those aren't people in the door, those are orcas sharing a meal with a shark over 5 dead rich guys. It wasn't the ghost of capitalism, it was orcas and sharks working together to save the day and eat the rich.

But the titan wasn't safe it's scared and worried and frail. it roamed the sea passing by ships and fish when it suddenly heard a voice in the distance.

"Hello." The voice was ruff and old.
"Who's that who's there!" the twink submarine muttered nervously.

"Oh, that's not important... Who are you?" the voice said amusingly.
"I'm not going to tell a STRANGER my name!" the titian responded angrily.

"Woah, I didn't think I was a stranger to you. Didnt you come all the way down here to see me?"

"NO I DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE FOR A BOTTOM DWELLING SUNKEN PIRATE SHIP OR SOME- are you... the titanic?" the titin panicked hoping he didn't upset THE Titanic.

"Haha it nice you finally picked up on that." the now known as the titanic laughed.

There was a pause, the titan was too nervous to say anything. He failed his one job which was to go down and see the Titanic with the rich guys still alive, but he failed. He knew the titanic knew and the titanic did. But the titanic also failed its one job like a fucking looser. So they were equally bad at keeping rich people alive, L.
"So are you gonna introduce yourself, or are you going to be a little bitch." The Titanic interupted the silence with his loud sexy voice.
"Oh im-im sorry, I'm Titan, or I guess you could call me the OceanGate submarine." he responded nervously.

"Titan, that's funny, that's just 2 letters off from my name, Titanic!" his voice boomed.

Oh god, is he really that stupid? The titan thought to himself. After a moment he finally responded. "Well ya, i was sent down here to explore the wreckage of the titanic of course my name would be Titan."

"Oh ya that makes sense, damn i really am stupid." the titanic said sarcastically.

"Well I should probably go rent a fish condo or something, I'm small enough to fit in a condo." the titan said feeling sad he had to leave so soon but he didn't want to be a burden.
"Oh.. ok.. Hey before can I ask you something." The Titanic also didn't want to be a burden but he had a question about modern day life cause he sank in the 1912's and is technically a grandpa.
"Ya!" the titan asked, hoping it was something romantic.

"What's a 'fr fr no cap' and 'slay' and 'rizz' and a 'fortnight''?" he asked sincerely but the titan could help but laugh.

"What? What's so funny?" the titanic asked, clearly upset.

"Ah, sorry, that's just such a boomer question L no rizz bombastic side eye/j." the titan responded sarcastically.

"What the fuck." the titanic said rightfully so.

"Oh haha nothing, that's just such an old person question." the titan laughed.

"Wow fuck you." he responded

"Well i'm going to go, have fun figuring that out yourself!" the titan said while leaving.

"Bye" the titanic shouted. The titan blushed as he drove away.