(A/n: I'm back! Sorry for the lack of updates, I was missing the inspiration but as promised here's a part two! Just like before, you might wanna double check with and around yourself before going forward (I couldn't help myself, these characters can be so sussy). Enjoy!)
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Kaigaku: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Akaza: no it's called highjacking
Gyutaro: guys no it's called weedwhacking
Kokushibo: no it's called disappointing your mother
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Gyutaro: ha i'm a piece of trash
Kaigaku: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Gyutaro: you smooth fucker
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Giyuu: I'll speak French between your legs.
Shinobu: That's the hottest thing I've ever been told.
Sanemi: I'm just imagining someone screaming 'BONJOUR' at a penis
Tengen: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Rengoku: titTY CROISSANTS-
Obanai: None of you should ever be having sex
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Sanemi *crashes in* WHAT'S UP, FUCKERS?!
Giyuu: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!
Sanemi: FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!
Giyuu: YOU'RE HERE TO FUCK ME??
Sanemi: NO- I MEAN YE- I MEAN FUCK NO DAMMIT GIYUU!!
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[job interview]
Akaza: So what are your strengths?
Douma: I fall in love too easily.
Akaza: Okay...? Weaknesses?
Douma: Those gold coloured eyes of yours.
Akaza: *getting pissed* Any Deathwishes??
Douma: *suggestively* Only to be killed as painfully as possible by your tempting hands~
Akaza:
Akaza: *tinted cheeks* ...get out
Douma: But...
Akaza: You start Monday
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Sanemi: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Tengen: My favorite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".
Sanemi:
Tengen: It's called connotation.
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Obanai: How to give a good handjob?
Giyuu: Bop it. Pull it. Twist it.
Sanemi: Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.
Rengoku: You pull your left hand in. You pull your left hand out. You pull your left hand in. And you shake it all about.
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Kimetsu No Yaiba's Deleted Scenes! (KnY Crackfic) || Demon Slayer on a crack
FanfictionJust some funny scenarios our kny characters slipped into when the camera was turned away I DO NOT OWN DEMON SLAYER Enjoy!
