01-09-2119
DEAR DIARY I kissed donald and now i feel radioactive. probably because he was in that radioactive bathroom for 19 years. also, obamamama went insane and killed everyone on earth, basically. but i ( being the smartest of the whole world) killed him before he killed me.
now im just waiting untill i die so that the (second ) big bang wipes out everything and makes an earth 2, maybe everything will happen all over again, and that means i might be able to like, relive this life, but stop obamamama before he re-killes everyone in the entire planet.
But i have seen whats inside area 51, and it is truly magnificent. i cannot tell you, because the people who got killed by obamamama are zombies/ ghosts and they will kill me if i tell you. anyways, goodnight, diary :)
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joes diary
Humorthis story was made for fun and jokes, please dont bully or hate on me, or the presidents. if you dont like the story, please dont be rude and just click off, thank you! Big thanks to @S3riouslyB0ring for helping out!
