Herder: who put my dog in the refrigerator :(
Crafter: oh no! 😲
Digger: that sucks, sorry dude. 💀😭 I hope the dogs ok
GK: that's not how you use emojis
Digger: stfu
GK: ok
Stitcher: who put the dog in the refrigerator?!
Hunter: is it dead?
Herder: thankfully no, but who did it? >:(
GK: I'm betting my left kidney it's Hero-blind
Herobrine: excuse you bitch that's not how you spell my name
GK: I "see" no difference
Herobrine: FUCK YOU ISTG
entity: good morning and goodbye world
Oracle: @Herobrine no need to use strong language
Herobrine: shut it old hag
Oracle: in my 200 years of being alive have I ever seen a old grandpa act so childish
Herobrine: NO YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME WTF ARE YOU SAYING
Oracle: Nah you existed way before me
Herobrine:
Herobrine: Oh
GK: BAHA-
GKFW HAS JOINED THE CHAT
GKFW: roast each other or die
GKFW LEFT THE CHAT
...
(At the monster kings GC)
Feyd: well, ig we gotta roast now :)
Xa-tul: you aren't gonna listen to that weirdo are you
Feyd: stfu
Feyd: @Xa-tul you're brain is smaller than your IQ
Xa-tul: EXCUSE ME?
Reaper: and here we go again.
Charybdis: this is gonna be fun lololol
Xa-tul: @Feyd at least I'm not built like a glow stick
Feyd: OK WELL AT LEAST I DON'T FORGET IF MY NAME STARTS WITH A "Z" OR AN "X"
Oxus: spelling is key!
Xa-tul: @Feyd this you? 👽
Feyd: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOU ROTTEN CABBAGE
Charybdis: 🍿
Shavalik: agreed chary-bus, agreed.
Charybdis: stfu
Shavalik: no you, you malacoda spit-ball
Malacoda: HEY! THE HELL DID YOU SAY? JUST BECAUSE I SPIT FIRE BALLS DOESNT MEAN-
...
Malacoda: fair enough. Hmpf.
Charybdis: SHAVALIK IM GOING TO END YOU
Xa-tul: @Feyd even Erebus is better than you 💀
Erebus: don't bring me into this
Shavalik: @Feyd SPEAK UP 🗣️🔥
Xa-tul: he can't 💀 (cause he's weak)
Feyd: stfu you put m&m's in order
Oxus: I
Feyd: @Xa-tul You're built like a refrigerator that runs on anything but a treadmill
Reaper: 😦
Feyd: @Xa-tul Bet you would probably think a double-decker bus was a double whopping cheeseburger
Erebus: Jesus...
Feyd: @Xa-tul Your pronouns are fi/fy/fo/fum
Charybdis: holy moly 😲
Feyd: @Xa-tul You can't tell the difference of a salad and a salary 🫵
Xa-tul: WHAT- STOP WTF
Feyd: I AINT FINISHED
Reaper: LET HIM COOK 🔥
(Back at the other GC)
silence
Crafter: uh... do we just roast each other or something..?
Herobrine: are you deaf? Yes we do
Digger: ok... uh
Entity: @Digger Ooo look, a scary monster 🧟♀️
Digger: wtf
Hunter: ok @Entity you are built like a knock off ghost
Herobrine: @GK999 Kill yourself
GK: BRO THAT ISNT EVEN AN INSULT THATS JUST A STRAIGHT UP DEATH THREAT
Herobrine: and?
GK: -And? Your wigs built like a rag stfu
Herobrine: EXCUSE ME?
GK: yes excuse you
Stitcher: 👁️👄👁️
Herder: uh... Ima just-
Hunter: well, @Entity You look like you are resisting the urge to blink horizontally
Entity: WHAT?
